dougiedanger

2nd goal was offside too.

Telford Street Colts has a certain ring to it.

26 minutes ago, BallisticSheriff said:

Yeah I know, I"m meaning more like Falkirk, Perth and Aberdeen where they have one "big" team and not like Dundee where theres Dundee  United and Dundee FC. 

 

Inverness football support has always been fractured and split, and the merger did little to change that.

2 hours ago, BallisticSheriff said:

Thought we were talking about Crowds? I'm drawing similarities with us and Saints as they are a one team city like us. We've both had success in recent years and both have stadiums far from the city centre with not a lot around it. Saints make a bit of cash from funerals and meetings, like you say, but they too suffer from low turnouts.

Inverness is not a one-team city.

Nice handshake there...

Time to get off the sinking ship, for once and for all.

The strip doesn't match up with any on that site for clubs starting with 'A'.

If anyone has eagle eyes they might decipher the tattoos sported by five of the players. The only one I can make out appears to be a character with a Tam O'Shanter.

3 hours ago, CaleyD said:

2 Goals, 3 Points, Clean Sheet, No Bookings and no sign of any injuries...that's a good day

What do we think about the ICT player caught singing an anti-Catholic ditty? The club weren't exactly quick to denounce this "vile sectarian behaviour".

A Sneckite takes a day trip to Dingwall with his pet, a wee stoat-like creature.

The pet is thirsty, so they head into the Mallard, where Gudgie Coff is working at the bar.

Sneckite: ‘Excuse me mate, my pet is thirsty and fancies a beer. Do you serve minks?’

Gudgie Coff: ‘Aye, rakes.’

Gudgie coff heads into the big toon of the Sneck, looking for gardening tools.

Losing his bearings, he goes into a swish menswear store, where a trendy Sneck gent in suit and tie greets him.

Gent: ’Good day sir, how may I help you today?’

Gudgie coff: ‘Ah’m lookeen fer a rake.’

Gent: ‘Yes, how may I help you, sir?’

Man goes into a garden centre in Dingwall. Gudgie Coff is working there.

Man: 'I want a rake please'.

Gudgie coff: 'A rake of what?'

46 minutes ago, snorbens_caleyman said:

We discovered today that the guy who runs the cheese stall in our local market is thinking of jacking it all in after Brexit.  He has been a stallholder for 25 years.

He is Dutch, and was telling us that twice a year he would have to go to the Dutch embassy in London and fill in a dozen forms about his business.  Not to mention all the extra checks that he would have to go through whenever he makes a trip to France and the Netherlands to collect cheese, as he does every week or two.

So going home to NL and selling his cheese there is currently very attractive to him.

The stallholder next to him is Belgian, and is thinking of going home too. After 30 years in England. His wife is English, but would take out a Belgian passport if she can.

In addition to the headline-grabbing losses, it will be a myriad "little things" like this that will make the UK a poorer place after Brexit.

Edam well should leave little England.

For the Gouda his business.

Does the UK 'balance the books' ?

Enjoy yer Brexit all ye unionists.

FFS who needs George Soros or Warren Buffett.

Still Better Together though, eh lads.

I am glad this is taken incredibly seriously.

For those who think all this is just 'PC gone mad' etc., if you came out with this stuff 30/40 years ago you would have had a far stronger reaction and most likely a sore face for your troubles.

Being a sly racist/sectarian does not make you a man. Having played football back then, I never heard anything like this because men knew how to act and it would only be the weakest ones who would try anything like this. They would soon be put in their place.

Sadly, being a right-wing tw*t is now equated with being a man, but make no mistake this is a new thing, and shame on anyone who goes along with it.  

23 minutes ago, ictchris said:

Imagine they'd had instagram and camera phones when Pele was our manager.

Pele was a sound guy and would never have put up with this kind of sectarian bile creeping into the club.

Have I logged on to Follow Follow here ffs?

Bizarre stuff.

I would have thought even Sevco would have responded to such a sectarian outburst by one of their players.

Not only is the club silent, you have guys on here defending it. Shocking stuff.

Is the club just going to ignore this?

Hope yer right Kingsmills mate, for the time being our voice doesn't count for anything.

1 hour ago, Kingsmills said:

The Prime Minister shows further contempt for Scotland by spending less than three hours in the country in her tour round the UK to try to sell her doomed Brexit deal.

When pressed, she could not explain how the deal paid any regard to Scotland's distinct needs and interests repeating her redundant mantra that the deal was in the interest of the whole United Kingdom.

We don’t matter and never will until we wake up and become the progressive modern state we need to be.

Scotland does not exist.