f*ballers wife

oh my!!! got some very funny pics if someone can show me how to get them on here!!! :024:

oh my!!! does this hapen on your bus CD? :015: In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for the bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't! So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was friends."

oh my!!! causing untold...

oh my!!! one! :023:

oh my!!! headlong into....

oh my!!! takes one to know one heili babe! :021: ok CD, point taken, but bloody funny eh? pm me if any of you want to see what it was and the wee devil in me will tell you! :015:

oh my!!! what a mover! :015:

oh my!!! ....'d :011:

oh my!!! right opposite....

oh my!!! so did you have balls or guts then? :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!! and it's...

oh my!!! We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you Informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, Being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you Still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, Smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on The butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

oh my!!! oblong! (dont you just lurv that word :015:)

oh my!!! just got a joke thru from a pal... www.*********.com :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!! A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her purse, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied. Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked "No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money, instead I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself, tonight. The homeless Woman was astounded! "Won't your hubby be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting," the woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine!

oh my!!! wouldnt you just LIKEY to know!?! :023: shaped

oh my!!! happy birthday to you... happy birthday to you... happy birthday dear sweet~peeee happy birthday to you!!! :021:

oh my!!! (a) ostrich's foot....

oh my!!! :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: westwardly.... (is that a word?)

oh my!!! with duck~tape....

oh my!!! the cam~shaft!

oh my!!! blow! i'm forever blooooowing ..............bubbles, pretty bubbles iiiiiiiiin the air! oopsy wrong thread! :015:

oh my!!! (the) underwear department...

oh my!!! sparkly

oh my!!! LG, so the rum needs to go into box number..... section..... .24? :015: excellent! :021: see heili, where theres a will theres a way! :023: DJS, you need spanked for being so bloody GOOD! :whip01: put your wings on if you have it all done the first week in april! :015: :015: :015: and howdi, you already deal with my mental well being, just by being here! :love12: but LG deals with my taxis! :004: