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Has to be the best Lip Sync Battle yet!

Glad the girls enjoyed their lady date whilst I enjoyed the footy. Surprisingly milder than normal, cheaper entry and we won! Crowd seemed positive, good attendance for midweek in the tail end of a 5 week month, didn't feel i short changed my team by paying £10 for my ticket and WE WON!

I'm broken, that gig broke me. Send help, with pizza (and Pepsi).

Dat-dat-da, dat-dat-da, dat-dat-da-da-da Dat-dat-da, dat-dat-da, dat-dat-da-da-da! Slipknot and Korn tonight, buzzing for this gig. It seems only fitting on Niall's birthday that we get Andersoned as a tribute!

What the **** did I just watch Billy Bottle & Martine perform 'The Power' - The …: http://youtu.be/P6Ikvx17LYA

Just goes to show its the owners not the dogs usually responsible for their pets behaviour, wee girl has them totally under control.

Anyone wanting free tickets to see "The Kingsman" in Inverness next Monday follow the link: https://www.showfilmfirst.com/pin/849882

I wonder who UKIP will blame for the weather this year? Immigrants? Muslims? Transgender Strippers? Pandas? Ze Germans?

50% of all marriages end in divorce. 100% of the pizzas you order end in happiness. Pizza: 1 Love: 0

What movie closely resembles your life and why?

Jones Vs Cormier It's like Batman vs Superman! What a fight so far!

Marie Mackenzie Marie Jenkins Infamous in Sweden.

I'd happily deport Katie Hopkins to North Korea if I didn't think she'd end up in charge within 12 months.

Proves to show with the right motivation people can achieve quite a bit, what's more amazing is that it's a weight loss story in scotland! on yersel!!

Myself and Kelly Dawson have come up with a rather immature game for "ok Google". Whenever either of us tries doing a voice search we try and **** it up for the other person by screaming out "boobs". For anyone wondering there's no buses from Glasgow Buchanan Street to Boobs Airport.

Snapchat "mcdonald.gary" Don't add me if you aren't prepared to see lots of pictures of pandas.

Helped an older American couple with their bags over the train station bridge and helped a ditzy blonde with which one of the two platforms is Aberdeen bound (it was the one which said 0725 - Aberdeen) That's my good deeds for the day over with early doors, normal service of being a **** resumes.

Can't wait for games day, it's gonna be messy as per usual. #Andersoned2014

If only I was in Dublin this weekend, looks like it's been a great undercard!

The only people with the world cup final on ITV are people in induced comas.

Unless I'm wrong the flower display in forres in front of grant park is no longer being done by or having flowers funded by moray council. Reason to highlight this is that I've now seen an older woman and her son working on this arrangement quite a few times e.g. tonight @ 10pm whilst most of the town is watching the footy. So credit where it's due really.

We've got a bridge and a castle oh Inverness is wonderful!

Ozil fluffed the shot and burnt my coupon for 8-0! Creep! Had Germany with both teams to score @ 11/2 though so not all bad night and surprisingly ended in minor profit!

My new favourite show, brilliant breakdown on Suarez's bite, corporations religious rights and closing with the USA's influence on Ugandan laws banning homosexuality.

4 tickets going spare for the athletics meet @ hampden this Saturday. Let me know if you're wanting them and I'll arrange a handover or post them.