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Take two days off, get one free! I do enjoy bank holidays, happy fake Sunday everyone!

Not overly impressed with the Kimberly in Findhorn, I think my fellow hospitality veterans would agree there is potential but a lot to change before it could reach our high professional standards.

21 seconds, oh QPR......

Peter Gabriel on the mp3 player, off to nairn to visit the folks, see the dogs and see what other trouble I can get into!

Any of my fellow facebookers in London today, Berwick St, Soho, London I think Netflix are doing some form of banana related Arrested Development promotion..... Just look out for the big yellow joint.

Got a skipping rope to try and have somethin I can do in the garden for cardio, feel like such a retard trying to skip rope after 20 years.

Me: I just bought nunchucks from amazon Kelly: why? Me: why not?

Five quid says Tom Hardy is the new pope, that guy is in everything these days.

Hard to believe Chelsea beat Barcelona in the Semi Final last year. *credit to statto Andrew Le Brocq for pointing out my ***** memory

I started off the day doing Yoga, it's currently at a listening to Killswitch Engage loudly stage.

Morning Yoga smashed, now time for breakfast and head out into the wilderness.

Now that the footy is done, lets get stuck into Crufts: best in show......in HD! Show me the ******!

Seems as if most folk are out gettin hammered tonight. I'm watching Goldeneye in HD, whilst enjoying a Pepsi. Suck it ******.

Soccer AM Off the ball (playing FIFA13) BBC Scotland: open all Mics (still playing FIFA13) ESPN: Man city vs Barnsley **Pizza break** Walking Dead (Random awesome action movie) I do love a Saturday :-D

Does anyone else get really intrigued to read the ticketmaster weekly email only to be really disappointed when you read it and there's **** all decent in it?

Just got on a bus with a driver who looks like jet from gladiators but jet from today and she's let herself go, poor jet. For more see #GarysBusDiaries

Diego Lopez, take a bow son. Man of the Match

Justin Beiber doin an "Axl Rose" last night at the O2......cuz it worked out well for that guy.

Any good and if possible cheap Driving insturctors in the Forres area? My mum has laid down the gauntlet for me to actually pass my driving test (even though i'm a badass driver already, just not fully licensed). CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

ESPN ruining another UFC live event......you'd think being a sports channel they'd be able to show live sporting events properly. Guess not.

The TRON soundtrack is making my bus ride to work seen like I'm off to do battle on the grid....... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Seeing the states of some folk out tonight reassures my commitment to sobriety. It'll take awhile to build up my tolerance of drunken knobs but I'll get there. Good seeing everyone if only fleetingly. Next time I'll be out a bit longer :-P

Looks like I'm heading to nairn for a social blether...... This will not get messy This will not get messy This will not get messy This will not get messy This will not get messy This will not get messy

Call the police, there's 11 men getting sacrificed in London.

Thinking of what would be a good name for the movie of Oscar Pistorious' life.... Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Bang Bang