GMD

Off to Findhorn to chill on the beach, listen to the Joe Rogan Podcast and see how much of a tan I can get! I'll take a few coronas aswell, if I can't get tanned I'll get tanked.

Just noticed our Sky Package is going up by 10% in September....Sorry Sky, don't think you're worth 10% more for absolutely no reason!

Holly lookin banging on the voice tonight, adding to a fairly excellent Friday!

Dear Scotland, Don't be a chunt and kindly keep up this weather so I can enjoy a week off getting a "made in scotland" tan and enjoy lots of corona sat in my garden listening to Planet Rock. Cheers Gary McDonald

Holy ****, that's how you make a f'n tv show.

Bus driver was early and giving me cheek, careful buddy....its Monday and I've nae had my coffee yet.

Snapchat: gmcduk I'll send you pictures of myself lookin bemused.

Started off my night drinking Russian Vodka and Tesco energy drink cocktail on the bus to Elgin....start as you mean to go on I guess.....

Kelly: You missed a goal. Gary: it's half time, that was a replay. Poor, sleepy Kellybean.

Famous last words "I'll just have a quick game of FIFA"

Just won £100 on a scratchcard, this brings the PS4 fund to a total of £105.34!

Made productive use of my lunchbreak, pumped out near 500 words for the relaunch of The Teep Kick! I'm looking forward to finishing it off, checking the structure and getting some no doubt high quality art from Brett Tucker.

Fancy heading along to the brazilian jujitsu class in Elgin anyone recommend if its any good?

Friday: Free house Pizza Fast and Furious boxset Saturday: Champions League Final BBQ - if weather holds UFC Sunday: Arrested Development Marathon Steamboats Monday - BONUS DAY OFF!!! (See Friday)

The Countdown to Fast and Furious 7 begins.....

You'd never know that myself and Kelly were only children, we're looking as cinema times for different films tomorrow night as I don't wanna watch Gatsby and she doesn't want to watch Fast 6. Must be love.

Internet is back!! Only took 5 days for Sky to realise when the exchange went down they suspended our account, now I can get my Arrested Development fix!!

No Adrian Chiles for the Europa League Final, thank you ITV.

The 2007 film where John Travolta cross-dressed..... Contestant on pointless answered "Pulp Fiction" Where do they find these people?

Gary vs Bus Drivers The neverending war that I never started.

This is what Anne Frank must have felt like....

Hundreds of women doin a dance based on a washing machine cycle. Sexism.....well played Cancer Research.

Good luck to everyone doing the race for life, run, walk or riding a donkey to the finish line its a good effort from all. If you're partaking lemme know and I'll chuck in a donation!

Holly Willabooby putting the chebs out on show......woof!

Gangee gave me some money so I'm off to see a star war