GMD

Lifecycle of a facebook post: 1. Person with secret generic drama 2. Random pals "hope you're ok x" 3. Person responds with "I'll be ok"

I think only one word can describe the season two finale, truely harrowing.

My mind wants to sit and watch more Hannibal, my body knows it needs to go to the gym. Damn you pizza, why have you forsaken me!

Putting Soccer Aid on mute when the under nourished serbian kids are on tv so I can eat my porridge without guilt isn't my proudest moment.

The day I suspect the UFC is fixed is the day when there is a Deigo Sanchez fight when he doesn't get busted open.

Back to vampire mode tonight, anyone for a 5k in nairn @ 01:00??

Must resist urge to order curry......

That's why I love Netflix Canada, not only have they uploaded season 3 of Sherlock just as I am finishin season 2 but they've put up the whole of season 2 of hannibal when sky is only upto episode 4.

David Villa to New York City FC.....what the ****?

Where's Wally Convention 2014 (yeah it's a real thing, so shut up)

Needing a Netflix movie suggestion, any region and it has to be somethin I've not seen. Preferably thriller or action......GO!

Irn Bru, Pistachios, Game of Thrones, day off tomorrow and oh yeah....start my new role on Tuesday

Can't get back to sleep so catching up on the wacky world that is WWE

Empty house Pizza Snacks New Arrow New Suits Pepsi Friday!

Come the **** on bus, I wanna get in and play fifa!

Still in bed, no real urgency to get up........I've money to order pizza too if required. Today will be a lazy day. P.S. Original Ninja turtles movie is on Swedish Netflix =Mega Win

Compromise: Kelly chose the movie. I get to watch the French League Cup final whilst it downloads.

******* hell, we should be 4-0 up by now!

Despite popular belief I don't like to argue with folk, confrontation isn't my preferred way of going about life.....HOWEVER! If you're a **** and you're wrong I'll argue the the **** outta something.

Smashing Kelly 7-2 at D.O.G. today. Rules to D.O.G. (dog observation game): 1 point for spotting a dog 2 points for a husky (as Kelly hates them) -1 point for false call Dogs observed via t.v., snapchat, print or internet don't count.

"El Kessocko"

Won £100,000 on a scratchcard in my dream last night. This isn't an omen as I'm still waiting for my dream when I was 5 of being a Thundercat to come true.

That's the bookies happy then!

Wee 3k done, probably the only time of the year I can chase kids around a park without arousing suspicion.

Double Angry Whopper! Bad Point: 6am gym session wasted Good point: fatboy loves a burger king