GMD

R.I.P. Washing Machine. Anyone know someone local to Moray that can bring the beast back to life? Pint in it for you if they succeeed!

Let's see what OSW have to say about this....

Weighing up my options for today, think I may jog to findhorn....once I get outta bed of course!

Must be the only one not watching the El Classico....

After this season I'm stopping....

Westboro Baptist Church episode reaffirms my belief that the bible causes more hassle than it's worth.

Great to see the fans getting rewarded for taking a support to the Final on sunday! Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC "Anyone who bought a Cup Final ticket will receive reduced entry for this weekend's SPFL Premiership match with Partick Thistle. Adults tickets at £10 and concessions £5, Under 12's FREE. As an additional thank you for their ongoing support, season tickets holders can bring along a friend for FREE. Special Offer tickets are not available online and must be purchased in advanc...

Death by PowerPoint

Christ, walking dead is depressing so far. I'm going to watch something uplifting like self harm videos on YouTube.

Episode 11, Jesus Christ!

Does Knight Rider have the best theme tune?

Ticket booked for the final, holiday getting booked tonight & something else awesome to be confirmed. See Monday, this is why Tuesday is better than you.

As good as it's depressingly bleak :-\

Can't wait to do some drills on the heavy bag tonight, been ages since i've strapped on the gloves and beaten the **** out of someone/thing.

Signed up for the Stroke Association "Resolution Run" in April, another event for the calendar!

Resised the urge to buy a Beavis & Butthead t-shirt today for £4 (inc del). I count this as a victory for my willpower (but also for my wardrobe & wallet).

Wise man say: "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza" Michelangelo

#HUGHESOUT

From now on I'm paying for every bus journey with a £20 note. All the change I get I'll turn back into £20's so they know how I feel when it's 23 degrees outside and I wanna go the **** home.

Work done, away home to have pesto pasta and set up my mma themed circuit in the garden

Loving all the crackpots outside the hospital waiting for the "royal baby"

Waiting for Alex Salmond to announce he supports online porn. Has to be a vote winner if he's including 16 year olds in the independence referendum.

Monday being a chunt already, not even noon.

Productive weekend doing various bits n pieces, now it's time for a Mosset Burger and home to watch some Game of Thrones and have an early night as I'm up at 0530 tomorrow!

(Turns on Southern Rock at the BBC) Allman bros - Jessica is the theme Kelly asks me "why are they using the Top Gear theme?