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Friday: Free house Pizza Fast and Furious boxset Saturday: Champions League Final BBQ - if weather holds UFC Sunday: Arrested Development Marathon Steamboats Monday - BONUS DAY OFF!!! (See Friday)

The Countdown to Fast and Furious 7 begins.....

You'd never know that myself and Kelly were only children, we're looking as cinema times for different films tomorrow night as I don't wanna watch Gatsby and she doesn't want to watch Fast 6. Must be love.

Internet is back!! Only took 5 days for Sky to realise when the exchange went down they suspended our account, now I can get my Arrested Development fix!!

No Adrian Chiles for the Europa League Final, thank you ITV.

The 2007 film where John Travolta cross-dressed..... Contestant on pointless answered "Pulp Fiction" Where do they find these people?

Gary vs Bus Drivers The neverending war that I never started.

This is what Anne Frank must have felt like....

Hundreds of women doin a dance based on a washing machine cycle. Sexism.....well played Cancer Research.

Good luck to everyone doing the race for life, run, walk or riding a donkey to the finish line its a good effort from all. If you're partaking lemme know and I'll chuck in a donation!

Holly Willabooby putting the chebs out on show......woof!

Gangee gave me some money so I'm off to see a star war

Take two days off, get one free! I do enjoy bank holidays, happy fake Sunday everyone!

Not overly impressed with the Kimberly in Findhorn, I think my fellow hospitality veterans would agree there is potential but a lot to change before it could reach our high professional standards.

21 seconds, oh QPR......

Peter Gabriel on the mp3 player, off to nairn to visit the folks, see the dogs and see what other trouble I can get into!

Any of my fellow facebookers in London today, Berwick St, Soho, London I think Netflix are doing some form of banana related Arrested Development promotion..... Just look out for the big yellow joint.

Got a skipping rope to try and have somethin I can do in the garden for cardio, feel like such a retard trying to skip rope after 20 years.

Me: I just bought nunchucks from amazon Kelly: why? Me: why not?

Five quid says Tom Hardy is the new pope, that guy is in everything these days.

Hard to believe Chelsea beat Barcelona in the Semi Final last year. *credit to statto Andrew Le Brocq for pointing out my ***** memory

I started off the day doing Yoga, it's currently at a listening to Killswitch Engage loudly stage.

Morning Yoga smashed, now time for breakfast and head out into the wilderness.

Now that the footy is done, lets get stuck into Crufts: best in show......in HD! Show me the ******!