Gringo

Is that what you'd call a Soar Kraut?...  :015:

popadoms and

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a-singing Gringo

why anyone

But we're going to win the Cup so.whaaaaa tae Falkirk.... :004:

Very interesting stat's all the same though.

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tearfully endured

Nope. Nowt in the Coventry Evening Telegraph anyway...  :004: :001:

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The resurrection

It's the same old story, I'm afraid, of a football contract that is not worth the paper it's written on. Personally I find disgusting that ANY football manager should find managing a club bigger than managing your own country. I think Mr Smith will loose a lot of respect from many Scots on this issue. I hope the SFA do stand firm but I can't see it happening. As Yngwie says they been 'seen to stand up to Rangers'. Money talks - yet again.

I obviousley didn't get out as much as you - I've led a sheltered life you know.... :023:

bounced back

Who did you nick that from then?  :018: :016:

Who?? Me??? Nick jokes from someone else........????

Yeh, ok, I admit it. Nicked it of a biker forum............good un though.

Always like to share these things with my friends.

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Came back

Ouch!  :017:

I just love this one......

Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them en route to the girls toilet.

Guy says "I think she's nice"

Guys mate "well nip over and give her the patter"

Guy "the patter?"

Guys mate "aye the patter"

Guy "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls"

Guys Mate "Fecks sake its easy all you have to say is "hello" and she will say "hello", then say "it's a nice day isn't it", then she will say "Yes it is". Then you say " but not half as nice as you!", then she will say "Oh thank you" - Then the patter will just flow - look, she's coming back out, go and give it a go"

So nervously off he goes, re-running the patter in his head.

He walks up and says "Hello"

She says "Hello"

He says "It's a nice day isn't it?"

She says "Yes it is"

He says "but not half as nice as you"

She says "Oh thank you"

A few seconds of uneasy silence pass..............................then he says........................................

"Been for a sh1te then?"

. Before long

You mean he actually sleeps ??????????????  :015:

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Brilliant. Well done whoever you are. Hope the ween's ok.

with gravy

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Go on - tread on them all, its yer birthday.......wahaaaay....pheeeeert....

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play with

Wahoooo, happy birthday you young fart... :015:

I remember when I was that young (errrm.........no I don't - that was a lie.... :004:)

Hope you have a wonderful day and get lots of nice things. All very best wishes for a wonderful day from the remaining Gringo clan from Coventry Nil.

Hugs and kisses n all that....

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