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spewed up
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marks down
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dangling loosely
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after photographic
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we're mistaken... :015:
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(ouch :017:)
because Johnboy
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dangling awkwardly
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fell over
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lost make-up
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that ripped
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inserting large
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claimed immunity
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stain material
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shithouse because
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was left
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....which means the winner was scored at the 'away' end...how sweet. :015: :015:
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:hairy05:
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went horribly
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Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
A. An allrounder.
Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.
Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Shambles.
Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.
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extreme excitement
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in nurse's
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decided to
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Have just finished updating my neglected web-site. There are a few more trip reports and my full* attendance record to date. So, if you get bored over Christmas you could pop in for a squint. Highland March 'match reports' are all on there too now - including HM4.
* As full a list as I can find/remember. There may be one or two missing but, at the time of press, its the definative list Mrs. With thanks to The Mantis for supplying me with some missing scores / dates
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from Chorley :015:
The Stirling Albion Pre Match Thread
in Caley Thistle
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First and only time I've been to Forthbank was back in 1996 when we down 3-1 in the League Cup . We we're 3rd div at the time and they were 2nd (I think). No doubt that this fixture will be equally as difficult for ICT despite the differance in league positions - as we all know it counts for nothing in the TCS. I just hope ICT have the right frame of mind for this fixture and don't do an 'Ayr' or even worse a 'Partick'.