Bronson

And what exactly does munro do consistently to warrant being captain?

Rumour has it Caley D's bus is full of boring old farts!

for Scone Palace, Perth on 29th August (i think). 4 tickets for sale at cost price.

For Weez -

H-t 2-0

F-t 3-0

Ict scorer - Foran

Montrose scorer - Crighton

Crowd - 1100

For Bronson -

H- t 3-1

F-t 4- 2

ict scorer - eagle

montrose scorer - Voigt

Crowd 1567

For Breeze -

H-t 2-1

F-t 5-1

ict scorer Hayes

Montrose scorer Nicol

Crowd 1234

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

bint

From this clue -

"Ha ha this a way, ha ha that a way, ha ha this a way, my oh my"

Making a comeback for 2009 ---

5 points - The birthday boy Johnny cash, the stool eater. Or isit Rocky or the littlest Hobo?

3 points - The travelling Willbury

1 point - Hairy, the highland stroingman

...... It;s Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet!!!!!

Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

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Date: September 12, 2004 02:20AM

This Week:

5 points: The Real Stewart Shady

3 points: George Dawes, the Happy Hi-bee

1 point: Star Wars, for not showing at all

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: September 12, 2004 02:48AM

But what about all the menstrasexuals????????????/

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: September 12, 2004 02:53AM

Too busy taking their alcopops into the gent's toilets

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: September 12, 2004 09:17PM

Sheeesh, I cant believe we actually had sensible conversations about all of the above when we were in the pub last night!!!

Isn't beer great!!

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: September 12, 2004 09:38PM

feel free to vote anyway, surreal competition of the year

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: September 12, 2004 10:25PM

ok

5 points has to be Shady Stewart

3 points Twiggy (she didn't even say hello, never mind goodbye)

1 point Conan

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: September 14, 2004 02:51AM

The points for tonights entertainmenrt are as follows:-

5 points - to the bouncer from blue who gave in to temptaition and lamped the *******!!!!!!!

3 points - the member of bar staff who was the first to complain re this things repeated use of the ladies toilet - "If we all act like a homo, and wear a gay bandana are we allowed in the ladies too??"

1 point - the pre op trans-sexual who thought shaking it's ass in everyones face would be a good idea, and who'se attendance was crucial to the hilarity enjoyed by all

and all this for only ?1.20 a pint!!!!!

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Date: September 17, 2004 01:54AM

5 - Haircut 100

3 - Sports Centre Dancing Queen

1 - White Shirt Smelly Hands

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: September 17, 2004 02:12AM

Sorry to disagree but Bronsons points are as follows :-

5 points Taffy the Chef

3 points Stupid foreigner in womens skirt (thinking it was a kilt)

1 point Short fat dumpy bloke (dancing queen's mate!)

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: September 19, 2004 12:13AM

Looks like tonight is just:

5pts - Little Boomerang

and that's it.

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: September 19, 2004 12:22AM

.......& a late entry:

3pts to the drunken eejits scrapping in the street outside the pub (who needs Oscar de la Hoya).

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: September 26, 2004 02:34AM

tonight:

5 - Ozzy (respect!)

3 - Curly Pony

1 - Return of Limahl (too shy?)

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: September 26, 2004 04:02AM

Totally disagree once again.

5 points - airport smiler (**** knocker)

3 points - MacLeaver the thumb

1 point - Yoda

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: October 03, 2004 02:18AM

Tonight:

5: The Happy Hi-bee (away with the fairies - all of them)

3: Danny - the tunnel king (boonig)

1:The Negotiator

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: October 04, 2004 01:23AM

& the jury for tonight says:

5 - Grant - top banana, talks to inebriated fans

3- Arial Sharon's nose - not that bad really

1- The Weeble Dance Troupe - have to be seen to be believed

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: October 10, 2004 02:23AM

ok then:

5: Grand Moff Tarkin

3: Donatello

1: Edison Lighthouse

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: October 10, 2004 02:14PM

Almost forgot -

5 points - Hockey batman

3 points - Bruce "Squarepants" Forsyth

1 point - The happy barman

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: October 23, 2004 12:12AM

My computer has been ill so last Saturday's nominees are a bit late:

5: C. Montgomery Burns (or Peter Snow?)

3: Curly Haired, Mad, Dancing Bloke

1: Robbie Shepherd

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: October 30, 2004 02:00AM

5- Bambi

3 - Hair Flick

1 -The head of the nuclear power plant

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: November 01, 2004 01:36PM

Sunday Night's Stars:

5 - Bill & Ben's Mop

3- The Offshore Toilet Hunter

1 - Finlay's Finest Tourettes Exponent

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: November 28, 2004 02:21AM

Brief pause but it's back!!!

ok: 5 - Monster Rat (very scary)

3 - Swingometer

1 - Half Pint Harry

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: November 28, 2004 03:30AM

5 points - half pint harry

3 points - Pinnochio

1 point - Pinnochio the Elder

Post Edited (28-11-04 03:31)

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: December 05, 2004 12:25AM

5 points - has to be Big bird

Can't think of anyone else deserving of points tonight!!

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: December 06, 2004 12:26AM

Bit late but:

5 - Erik

3 - Debbie McGhee

1 - Longest Paper Round In The World Ever

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: December 22, 2004 01:30AM

Fagash Lil

Pizza Hut

Desperate Housewifes

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: December 22, 2004 02:37AM

Indeed, but mr sponge you are incorrect.

The points are as follows:-

5 points - Mr Bob squarepants for his amazing disappearing trick.

3 points - Gandalf and Bilbo

1 point - Neil the fading potato.

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: December 29, 2004 12:56PM

nearly forgot:

5 Frodo Baggins

3 Dancing Dwarf

1 Stretchy Cheese & Pickle

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Date: January 09, 2005 02:11AM

Rhinestone Cowboy (Guess Who)

King MacLeaver

Basil Brush

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: January 28, 2005 01:17AM

Like Lazarus we have a resurrection.

5 - Steffi

3 - Kylie's Bottom

1 - Those Pesky Wabbits

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Posted by: BlueMax (IP Logged)

Date: January 29, 2005 10:20AM

5. Steelers Big Girl Blouse:oPs

4. Bronson Blue Bols drinks:-/

3. Sponges Green goo drink :-O

2. Kevin(Cup shocker) Keegan :-|

1. Kyli's sister Danny's bottom :-)

BlueMax

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Date: January 30, 2005 01:05AM

JR Ewing

King Liar

Minor Beastie

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Date: January 30, 2005 04:35PM

The sleepy dancing viking

Mad blue the shadow

The delectable Dingwall

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: January 31, 2005 01:18AM

The Celebrity Special:

5: The Blue Powerful Engine

3: Watch out for that free kick!

1: Sad Groupies

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Posted by: BlueMax (IP Logged)

Date: January 31, 2005 08:23PM

5. 2No. Dunfermline fans in Innes :nrj:nrj

3. Alex (..we're auffy unlucky) Smith :oD

1. Main Speaker & ribbon cutter X[]...zzzzzzzzzzz

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: February 06, 2005 01:06AM

Ok for last night

5 points The Happy Hibee

3 points Mr T the boxing dancer

1 point The party police

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: February 06, 2005 01:08AM

And for this evening

5 points - Lemmiwinks the gerbil king of the Evallions.

3 points - Dooie

1 point - Manwoman

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: February 06, 2005 01:29AM

5 - Dooooouie

3 - Lady Hamilton's Lover

1 - Jaws

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: February 10, 2005 02:44AM

5 points Ladyboy in red

3 points Toilets, not waste disposal

1 Bowing bus boy

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: February 19, 2005 01:16AM

5 Deep Pockets, mmm kebab

3 Deep Throat 70's

1 Bad Hat Nice Voice

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: February 20, 2005 01:31AM

Tonight's winners:

Mr Gorman

Me!!

The Swan

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: March 03, 2005 01:59AM

The Happy Hibee Foxes Invasion Crew

Arnie the Terminated

Elmer Fudd

(with an honourable mention to Max Factor)

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: CaleyD (IP Logged)

Date: March 03, 2005 02:30AM

If ever thier was a thread that confused the feck out of me, this is it. I can understand Marty better than anything on here.

"I think you're right CaleyD" - DJS - 1st June 2005

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Date: March 03, 2005 04:58PM

:oD

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: March 03, 2005 09:43PM

The rules are on an official website somewhere......

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Date: March 03, 2005 10:43PM

A Google search for "Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet" brings up this thread at #1....:oD

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: March 04, 2005 11:21PM

Sorry about the delay in my points for last night.

The size of the hangover took me somewhat by surprise!!

Karoke gangster.

The McShinty twins.

Romman the chicken farmer.

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: March 05, 2005 10:30PM

A bit surprised that Mikhail Baryshnikov didn't receive any of your points.

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: March 05, 2005 10:44PM

who???????

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: March 05, 2005 10:53PM

The ballet dancer!:oD

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: March 13, 2005 08:32PM

5 points - brown tongued,crisp eating runner up

3 points - "Excuse me, would you like some of my spunk?"

1 point - David "I'm fae Clydebank" Blaine

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: March 13, 2005 10:07PM

mmmm Beer again

just one nominee tonight: Pivo Superman

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Posted by: shennachie (IP Logged)

Date: March 14, 2005 05:41PM

5 points - The naked zebra (although I never saw!)

3 points - The Hairy Shuttlecock

1 point - Jacked off in a box

:-D

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: March 17, 2005 01:37AM

Elmer - the King deigned us with his presence

Bouncy Bouncy - protective goggles required

Captain Marvel -always worth a point

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: March 20, 2005 01:28AM

5 points - thumbs up for the birthday boy!

3 points - Me, coz i fecking deserve them!

1 point - Wasn't his team playing today??

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: March 20, 2005 01:45AM

5- James Clavell

3 - King of the Grumps (yes it was well deserved!)

1 - Brown Owl

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Posted by: BlueMax (IP Logged)

Date: March 22, 2005 07:22PM

5. UNISON Football team (Come on then, where are you, lets be havin' ya....) Or is it 8 points (1 per goal?)

3. Sister Fiona (she didn't turn up...ain't no two bagger either)

1. Sponge....as manager of said football team taking the rap :-! :nrj

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: March 22, 2005 08:23PM

Mrs Max, you really haven't grasped the rules have you? Please refer to the official website and try again.

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Posted by: BlueMax (IP Logged)

Date: March 23, 2005 08:28PM

It?s a fair cop I EIGHT to admit it, thought the GOALS had moved. I EIGHT humble pie and offer my apologies hope the overall NET DAMAGE wasn?t too bad. It BEATS me how I made the error. I must have had an old SCORE to settle and am at a LOSS as to how it came about. You can COUNT on me to MANAGE my SCORING better next time. Hope there?s no PENALTYS. Can I offer you an ?AFTER EIGHT? mint as consolation? :oP

p.s. Who's Mrs Max? Is she a pesky wabbit with big b**bs?

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: March 27, 2005 03:10AM

Well!!!! What can i say??!!??!!??! What a bunch of homos!!

5 points -- Cinderella

3 points -- Nicky Half pint

1 point -- Fightstarter karaoke

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: March 27, 2005 12:32PM

5 Tortoise Outfit

3 Miserable Fader

1 Vanishing Cowboy

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: March 27, 2005 12:44PM

Current Leaderboard (not including last night's votes)

First Place with 28 - Mmmmarvellous

Joint Second with 17 - Harry & Tom Thumb

Joint Fourth with 14 - The Owl & Batman

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: March 27, 2005 08:30PM

???????????????????????????????

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: March 27, 2005 10:47PM

:-D

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: April 03, 2005 01:44AM

Tonight:

Max Lube

Wayne Willis!!

Mr Smithers

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Posted by: BlueMax (IP Logged)

Date: April 03, 2005 12:34PM

5. Mental midget...or granny bling!! Stroke stroke...

3. Bike park...oh sir get your spoke in.

1. Disco dancer...for stealing Wayne Willis :-!

BlueMax

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: April 10, 2005 03:42PM

Last night's outstanding nominees:

5 Stone-Cold Supergrass

3 Music's Answer to Hannibal Lecter

1 The Mighty Quinn

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Posted by: BlueMax (IP Logged)

Date: April 13, 2005 11:48AM

Nominations are

5. Ginger Minger :-O

3. The Engine Mk II

1. The one and only...E Fudd

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Date: April 13, 2005 07:33PM

5 The Engine Mk II

3 My Little Corny Pony

1 Mr Fluffy

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Posted by: BlueMax (IP Logged)

Date: April 17, 2005 12:10PM

This weeks nomination

5. Mr Angry

3. Ziggy Stardust

1. Gimili beater

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: April 18, 2005 12:29AM

5 Mrs Angry

3 Mr Angry

1 Ringo

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: April 28, 2005 07:35PM

Last night's winners

5 - Mr Happy

3 - The Numpty Sleeps Tonight

1 - Brian Flanagan

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Posted by: CaleyD (IP Logged)

Date: April 28, 2005 08:47PM

I still don't get it

"I think you're right CaleyD" - DJS - 1st June 2005

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Date: April 29, 2005 12:11AM

:oD

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Posted by: BlueMax (IP Logged)

Date: May 01, 2005 10:50AM

Scores on the doors

5. She's a wizard from oz.

3 Surrogate Daddy

1 Groom Spender...he's a diamond

BlueMax

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: May 01, 2005 11:51AM

5 Hank Marvin

no other points due to invertebratism

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: May 03, 2005 11:28PM

Delayed marks for 17/04

5 points - Sundog the strip searching expert

3 points - Mr Angry

1 point each - The party pooper twins

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: May 06, 2005 11:36PM

Last nights awards

5 points Mr Yah from Sveden

3 points Twiggy, boy can she dance - but apparently not with me!

1 point Deeply dippy

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: May 08, 2005 02:22AM

Mrs Rocky - 5

Abba - 3

Henry V -1

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: May 14, 2005 01:10AM

Forthcoming Attractions!

(this could turn out to be a Feb 8th take two)

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: May 15, 2005 03:29AM

5 poinmts Birthday boy

3 points Kyle

1 point Mr Brownstone

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: May 15, 2005 01:38PM

5 Chris de Burgh

3 Harry's Daughter-in-Law

1 Pivo Invaders

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Posted by: shennachie (IP Logged)

Date: May 16, 2005 08:01PM

5 points - He who fleeced me

3 points - Episode III (never got mentioned)

1 point - The person that invented soup

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Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: May 22, 2005 01:03AM

5 - MC Hammer

3 - Shirty Boy

1 - The Spanish Archer

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: May 22, 2005 03:35PM

5 points - The Stirling Times

3 points - MC Hammer

1 point - Proud dad

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Posted by: IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER (IP Logged)

Date: May 22, 2005 10:15PM

5 points - The Jeggie Tie

3 points - Nelson mandela

1 point - MC Hammer :oD:oD:oD

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Posted by: BlueMax (IP Logged)

Date: May 23, 2005 07:09PM

5 MC Hammer

3 Spanish Archer...I heard he got Robbo as well

1 Lady Blagger...show us the colour of your money

BlueMax

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: May 25, 2005 11:41PM

Now that the season has ended, i propose that a final table be drawn up, and the winner recieves his/her award.

We can then enter the new season (season 2) which will run till the end of next season.

Or do we just keep going for ever???

Thoughts??

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Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: May 25, 2005 11:53PM

Out of interest, i thought i'd post the top 5 posters in this wxciting competition -

The Sponge - 35 posts (p1ss head)

Bronson - 20 posts (that's me!!)

Blue Max - 8 posts (got their in the end!)

Schennachie - 2 posts (marvellous to have you on board!)

Immortal Howden Ender - 1 post (Welcome to the game!)

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: May 26, 2005 12:13AM

I think the official website will have some updated information next week

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: May 26, 2005 12:07PM

Shhh, I'm hunting for wabbits.

Beer is living proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

Posted by: IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER (IP Logged)

Date: May 28, 2005 12:36AM

Can I vote for Mr Angry/tearful on the 17/04 and 21/05. :oD:oD:oD

Feck the atmosphere..I am coming home every feckin weekend to play this feckin game. But who am I? Have I got a vote? Jordan says it was Blue Moonie on 21/05 and Isla says it was the Tiara Thief. Who the feck is Blue Max??

Rodent Hunting is boring. BRING ON THE SPL

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: May 28, 2005 11:27AM

Course you can!!

Not so much fun playing when sober but here be my votes for last night -

5 points - number 10

3 points - The hungry horse

1 point - Elmer Fudd himself!!!

Beer is living proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: BlueMax (IP Logged)

Date: May 28, 2005 05:21PM

5. Chav chaser...ooohhh champion

3. Disco Dancer

1. The Shadow

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: May 28, 2005 07:02PM

5 Dancing King

3 Dancing Queen

1 Spare Ribs

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: May 29, 2005 05:03PM

Spokesman Mr. Y. Sam of The Shadow Cabinet read this statement at a press-conference today:

"After much deliberation the Chief Fudd has decreed that The Cabinet will be closed on St Swithin's Day. The final league table will appear on the official website on that day (unless it rains). Thereafter all points will be reset to zero and the new wabbit hunting season starts the following night."

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: May 29, 2005 10:18PM

The Current Cabinet Table!

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: June 04, 2005 01:31PM

Last Night's Winners:

5 - Mr Tango

3 - Bud Miller

1 - The Shadow

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: June 09, 2005 12:51AM

A special midweek edition:

5 - Lieutenant Dan

3 - Pink Poodle

1 - Bob Dylan

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: June 13, 2005 07:00PM

The CRAFT Tour nominations

5 Wee Willie Winkie

3 The Incredible Hulk

1 Chairman Mao

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: interthenet (IP Logged)

Date: June 14, 2005 08:23PM

Haven't a feckin clue what's going on but still...

5 Michael Foot

3 Eoin Hand (used to play for Millwall many moons ago)

1 Motor Mouth

Make mine a Brew XI...

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: June 18, 2005 02:27AM

5 - Too Shy, Dodgy Haircut

3 - Shakin' Stevens

1 - Fireball

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: June 19, 2005 12:19AM

The Owl

Herve Villechaize

Pneumatic Lady

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER (IP Logged)

Date: June 19, 2005 11:45PM

Are you going out a lot by yerself SpongeBob.

Rodent Hunting is boring. BRING ON THE SPL

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: June 20, 2005 07:40PM

Nope, just trying to make sure I don't win this year's trophy.

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: interthenet (IP Logged)

Date: June 20, 2005 09:13PM

5 Mitch O'Linn

3 Bridget Stone

1 Bernie Eccelstone

Make mine a Brew XI...

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: Bronson (IP Logged)

Date: June 25, 2005 12:01PM

For last night -

5 points - The Klingon princess

3 points - Wickett the Ewok

1 point - The incredible Hulk

Beer is living proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: June 25, 2005 12:35PM

5 - Lt. Worf

3 - Bobo

1 - Biffa

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: June 26, 2005 01:57AM

5 - Tootsie

3 - Van der Valk

1 - Lex Luthor

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: July 01, 2005 02:38AM

Unfortunately all but one of Mr ITN's nominees have been disqualified due to incorrect voting procedures.

5 - Raffles

3 - 24

1 - My Bell

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: shennachie (IP Logged)

Date: July 04, 2005 10:52PM

Bit Late but fridays points are

5 - Ipswich are cr@p

3 - The smartest voyeur

1 - "Look at these they're great!"

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: shennachie (IP Logged)

Date: July 04, 2005 10:55PM

And points for saturday are

5 - The phantom wader supplier

3 - Where's spiderman?

1 - Sincerity 20% off

(And yes Simon I did make it out 2 days in a row, just giving my liver a good practice for Saturday?!?)

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Re: Elmer Fudd's Shadow Cabinet

Posted by: The Sponge (IP Logged)

Date: July 04, 2005 11:04PM

Only 11 days left before the 2005 champion is announced (depending on the weather).

Is your name Seoras? If not, why you looking at this?

Go away and mind your own business.

............and complaining about the food. Watney's Red Barrel.

It doesn't have to mean anything.

but what about the pine trees?

dirty jobs half past gong bashing facility extremist caper hoose

horns under the sharp balloon of mastadon teacups.

A poem for King Beastie -

Whose expensive gun calculates.

His soft ram calculates.

Her fancy tv walks

however, any given odd shaped paper prepare for fight.

A given well-crafted

tall recycle bin sleeps however, the red red table stinks at the place that

his

beautiful picture stares.

The soft carpet sleeps.

Any given soft t-shirt makes

sound as soon as her beautiful carpet run.

Their silver bra smells however, his

stupid round-shaped baby run.

A golden mobile phone snores.

Mine smart car

prepare for fight.

The beautiful bluish camera is thinking or maybe any

round-shaped bottle is angry.

The oldest Shinty bats in the world were recently unearthed on a building site in southern Montana. This confirms theories that a Native American Indian tribe originally invented the game (which later evolved into lacrosse).

The first time sampling was used in a modern music recording was in 1968. According to Phil Spector (in a biography that was shelved by CBS after he was prosecuted in a homicide case) he was responsible for this innovation. The laughter you hear during the Tom Jones track Delilah is actually from Sid James in the film Carry On Don't Lose Your Head. Spector said it was his favourite film of the time & he suggested incorporating it to producer Gordon Mills.

Bruce Forsyth has recently admitted in an interview with Marie Claire magazine that he wears a toupee. He went on to say that he has 5 different ones of varying lengths & they are actually made from the hair of 3 of Marie Antoinette's wigs (which he bought in an auction of French Revolution memorabilia at Christies in 1978).

The character 'Uncle Albert' from Only Fools & Horses was named after Prince Albert. Since the death of actor Buster Merryfield documents have been unearthed which confirm that he was actually the great-great grandson of Queen Victoria. When writer John Sullivan was told of the relationship at auditions (by Merryfield himself) he instantly cast him in the role & also changed the name of the character from 'Uncle Roger'.

Not many people realise Walt Disney's real surname was actually Grayson. When he was 22 he lost a drunken game of craps to a rich immigrant from Skye. The loser had to change their name to one that the winner chose. His opponent (Willie George McLardy) thought he'd teach the young upstart a lesson & using a corruption of the gaelic for dice (dis ne) Walter Elias Grayson became Walt Disney and never gambled again.

After the last Jacobite Rebellion was defeated in 1746 the government of the time outlawed many of the traditional Highland tools (including the original shinty bats). This meant that 'English Willow' cricket bats were used as replacement ball propellers by many teams (especially those on the west coast) until August 1846 when Lord John Russell (the Prime Minister) on the behest of Queen Victoria managed to get the law repealed.

In return for seats in a private box at Ibrox whenever he is in Glasgow George Lucas allowed a large group of Rangers fans to play the parts of Stormtroopers in The Empire Strikes Back.

When he found out that Celtic fans around the globe were planning to boycott the film in protest he promised them roles in the next film in an attempt to boost box office takings.

He kept his word and so around 75% of the Ewoks you see in The Return of the Jedi are actually the children of the staff & players from Celtic Park circa 1982.

An ancient Scots Law (that has never been repealed) allows anyone wielding a shinty bat to use it to " propel a projectile from The Isle of Skye to the Scottish Mainland in order to extinguish the life of his sworn enemy".

The only existing record of this event occurring was near Kylerhea. A champion of the Clan MacDonald hit a ball (with a gale-force following wind) that travelled well over 400 yards to the mainland and hit a leading member of the Clan MacRae on the left temple, killing him instantly.

Seem to recall a similar discussion about the poor quality of our pre season opposition the year we went on to win the first division.

Could it be an omen????

Wow this thread brings back memories of the good old days and one of the funniest posts i've ever seen!!

"IV" by the Aggrolites and "Beat the Ba5tards" by the Exploited.

No Rooney??

In courier today that he will not be moving to inverness, opting to stay in england following his trial for personal reasons.