CaleyJulz

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Must take mine tothe garage to get it checked out sat nav must be down as it always takes me the wrong destination.im a posh bird have sat nav on mine .!!!

Ermmm was going to go but couldnt get tickets grrrrrr so instead i have my local gala great stuff not so will be pissed here but might just have to go to town at night .

Well sister i was mega bored did try to stay up to chat on here when ya came in but i failed sorry head was killing me with the withdrawls fae G's or Bakoo. I tried to stay awake to speak to you when you came in but never managed.WEell missed you and Lou Lou loads no pics fae this weekend But dont worry sister next weekend we will be back in the habit with a bit of luck.!!!Ermmm i think my body and brain are still in shock sis my heads still sore. :009: [move][glow=red,2,300]DRINKING IS OUR RELIGION BAKOO OR G's IS OUR CHURCH !!! SIS YA READY FER CHURCH !!![/glow][/move]

Hey good on ya sis i sooooooooooooo missed not being out was that bored of thinking of something to do that i gave myself a headache.So who ws the ucly geek that ya snogged that suddenly become hunkerage ??!!! It ok sis you can tell me who he is i mean look at my tall friend.!!!! :015: :015: Sorry tall friend !!!

Tis aint funny i have the shakes and severe withdrawl symptoms my friend in jacs the indian one will be wondering why i never came to say hi .and sis will be missing me to lots .

Right its Saturday night and i am not going out what am i meant to do i aint use to being in on a Sat night i know i have shocked you all so here it is . [move][glow=red,2,300]I CAN STAY IN ON A SATURDAY NIGHT !!![/glow][/move]

Ohhhhhhhh heavens i must be slacking i only do about 5 out of these i really must get my act together. 3) Was recently silly little bint fecking pouring a drink over my mate then try to say he did it to her .I think he knockered her back in earlier in the night. 8)Does that cover having beer goggles on and snogging the ugly bloke if yes then im guilty as charged. 17)Well i attempt to go home but have a habbit of sleeping at my mates house. 19) Is deffo a yes its always the shoes never how drunk i am . 20)Is a deffo sis and i always speak on the phone next day lol if we have credit as we txt each other to make sure we got home home ok and always end up sending loads of txtx instead of a quick call to say "hello sis im home ok or im at such and suchs house".

Face it lads us women are just best at everying from to using our mouths (to get the last word in of course) tospending and cooking cleaning even DIY oh i love being female.

Can ya no tell a bloke posted that poll ??? Of course its us women we have the looks wit are perfect in all ways .!!!

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ICTRMD i let ya win aint i a nice person !!!!

Ermmmm i hope they have a bottle voddy for me as i will drink that while playing in the final . :clapping04:

Ross i know no one has access to the pics that i know off so god know what you are on about and btw who has the pics i have a right to know .

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I can see me doing well in this [move][glow=red,2,300]BRING IT ON LADS !! :clapping04:[/glow][/move]

Ross did we not agree a pint next time ya visit here ??? as we did better than all expected.

Ross so you think you are winding me up .Well i will make a wee bety with you .Here it is you get 1 dodgy pic of me and i will give ya £50 thats how confident i am at you getting hold of one.

ICTRMD when do you want to play i can play most nights ????

You just cant wait to come back to see us uncle gringo !!!

Ewwwwwwww food after the night before is a big no with me it takes me untill about 5pm before i can face food !!

:015: Dont you lot worry I will be just fine its a family holiday I wont have my sidekicks to lead me astray so I should be ok. Its me sisters birthday when we are away so that will be deffo drunken night .

In the winter i used to love going from school to a steaming bowl of ma grannies home made tatties soup followed by roast chicken and all the trimimings was yummy...

Nice one RiG 11 weeks 6 days and i will be sunning maself on a beach and getting drunk at night time cannae wait .!!

Never heard of them places RiG.