Mrs Pauliebee

It is a bit of a risk for them!

Don't you fancy the Derby back again?

Happy Birthday mate - have a good un!

That's all a bit clever innit! 8)

Mrs PB

Aye, it's just a shame they spelt it wrong! :shock:

***Clapping Smilie from old board***

Too right King Kojak!

Superb - any news on Darren "The Machine" Dods? Anyone know when his contract expires?

I love the idea of an Agony Aunt column - we could relate it to footie though.

A spoof of problems footballers are having that week - nothing libelous! :) No names.

A bit like "Watsons Week That Wasnae".

How about a mini book club too - cardigans optional!

We've read some cracking footie books recently, we stock up every time we

come back to Scotland. Could be useful for other Exiles? Just a wee paragraph

about what the book is about, and any funny anecdotes.

Mrs PB

ICT Librarian

Is that not the point Kingsmills - they don't - they've released him - not renewing loan!

Seems strange, according to Soccer Database he's scored 9 goals in 22 games for St Mirren.

Scored in their 3-0 thrashing of Motherwell too!

Perhaps, the rumours about St Mirren are true - they are after Rankin too! :shock:

I dunno, when we were all at Hibs, Duncan managed to string three passes together! IHE counted them! Progress surely!

Instead of Rankin?

Saw it on Soccer AM - Superb!

They should have left the bit in where Chris Waddle was trying to jump in the van and Jack Charlton kept driving off on him! They've taken it out of the version on telly! :(

Loved the story about the "beer" at the end shot. Filming an advert for Carlsberg, and it was only flippin Apple Juice in the glasses - they weren't allowed anything stronger! What a let down!

Blimey - well it shows they've got ambition!

Well if you will drink in The Globe Beastie!

Carlsberg - ice cold

Smart Erse Answer #5:

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check

tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he

opened his trench coat and flashed at her. Without missing a

beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart Erse Answer #4:

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,

but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a

stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied,

No ma'am, they're dead."

Smart Erse Answer #3:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid

replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop

finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a

ticket.

Smart Erse Answer #2:

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up

that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is

right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are

backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and

walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got

stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this

bridge and ran out of gas."

#1 SMART ERSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005.......................

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here

tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or

illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no

other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart *** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete

and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said..............

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand"

EWS - careful, don't incrimiate yourself!

Do you know the team? - was Maloney etc playing, or did they send their under 5's again?

Oh feck, he's got hold of that spoon again!

It's not over yet! I BELIEVE!

Full steam ahead HMS Sneck!

KOB - Don't you think a few wee trips in the Intertoto would be a huge boost to team morale?

The team are fit enough to cope, otherwise we wouldn't have put our hat in the ring. If Charlie brings in

3 new names as rumoured, the competition for places will only make us prosper.

Obviously, we could have a few casualties this Summer to make way for the newbies, but isn't that how every team evolves?

Won 1 out of 12!

As someone said on Pie and Bovril - "The Brewster Revolution continues!"

Nice thought though!

Well said Chibber!

Two words for anyone that wants to go - Blobby Mann! What a startling career move that was!

If DU do come knocking, feck it, overprice the players - bleed them dry!

Surely the Grocer is selling enough Buckfast in Dundee to finance it?

100% against - what a farce!

Agree with 16 team league. Would be good to get a regular Highland Derby back.

None of this p*sh either with relegation being decided in the law courts - keep it on the feckin pitch!

If you win the league you go up, if yer p*sh you go down - end off!

:roll:

Sorry Jailender, can't make it.

Definitely up for another night though.

Good luck to you!

WOW - what a surprising choice! :roll:

WBA & Birmingham City too i reckon.

Good lord - hang your heads in shame Tims! :D

Have they paid for that Stadium yet?

We've received the same reaction from folks in the Midlands too. Everyone seems to know who we are, and take great pride in spurting out the "Super Caley Go Ballistic..." headline. Bless them.

Maybe it's because we've taken custody of Clan Gringo! I think we should be suspicious!

LOL - what have you let yourself in for!

LOL - clothes pegs at the ready troops!