Mrs Pauliebee

The old ones are always the best......

A Christmas present idea

A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his

new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long

and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted his sister

and decided after careful consideration,that a pair of good quality

gloves would  strike the right note,not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected

a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves.

His sister bought pair of knickers for herself at the same time. 

Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the

two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.

Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter:

Dear Sasha,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not

wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for

my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she

wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very

delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair

she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly

soiled at all. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she

began wearing them.  I had her try yours on for me and she looked really

smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no

doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to

see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a

little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from

wearing.  Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the

coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love Ron

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded

down with a little bit of fur showing.

Aye, LG will be too busy pointing some other folk in the right direction - eh Charles!  :016: :015:

Mrs PB

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Awwww...what a Christmas Present!

Congratulations all, hopefully she'll have her Mothers looks and her Fathers taste in Footie teams!  :004:

See you soon to wet the baby's head.

PB's

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Congratulations both - wishing you a very long and happy future together!  :clapping03: :clapping03: :clapping03:

Enjoy yourself...it's your day.....and it'll be here before you know it!

PB's

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Still gutted!  :009: :009: :009:

Gutted!  :009: :009: :009:

We heard the "your ****" chant loud and clear from the Main Stand!

Absolute tw@ts!  Feckin disguising!  Haven't got the brains they were born with - morons!

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Don - it's like HB Fresh Fash - only veg!

I see Wispas have made a come back - anyone remember the Carmel ones they tried for a while? Now they were nice.

I used to love Lucky Tatties - mouth full of cinnamon - gorgeous!

There's a celebrity......keep em feckin in there!

Choose anyone you like - past/present/ICT linked..........

I'd choose....

The Immortal One - to manage everyone's sanity

King Beastie - to corrupt everyone's sanity

Tug - for his cheek and abuse on other threads -   :sillywave: :blah01: :sillywave:

Denzil - purely because he's so shy, it would be funny to see him cope with the others!

Barry Robson - to do the dodgy worm eating challenges!  Karma for his diving!  :023:

Mrs PB

Great to see the Pink One and her Hubby-to-be on saturday!

Their Dumferline Tops caused no end of confusion! :015:

Mrs PB

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not that i condone it but the sun today has pictures and video showing full detail of pete doherty injecting himself with heroin, yet he is adored by millions and makes money every day from his screechings.

that is where you should be starting with the public stonings in my book

Good point Tug!  :clapping03:

Some of the best role models are exactly that because they've learnt from their mistakes and are much stronger people for it!

Just to spin this on it head - it wasn't so long ago that Wilkie played upfront against us and was bl**dy awkward to handle!

Bvggar it - stick Tokely up front!  :015:

I don't think we stand a cats chance in **** of getting him back.  It's all spin!

He'll head down south to try and put himself in the window for future Scotland call-ups.

Really chuffed for you both - congratulations!

Bring on the celebrations!!!

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Mrs PB

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There'll be a Macaroni Pie lobbed in your directon this Saturday - cheeky bVggar!  :015: :016: :015:

I think Munro is an excellent captain, and once we get that defence sorted out, he'll come right into his own.

I love Russelldinho, but he's a bit hot headed to be Captain, and might not be able to get up to his usual tricks if he was - watch what he does before he takes his next free kick, a huge gust of wind seems to appear and blow the ball 10 yards on!  :015: :clapping03: :015:

Mrs PB

Well maybe if they'd sort themselves out "in-house" and have one rather than four managers they might not have to go part-time!

I'm dying for them to win "Manager of the Month" - they'd have an almight squabble for the Trophy!  :015:

I think it's just idle threats to be honest!

Mrs PB

Welcome Back Richie!  :clapping03: :021: :clapping03:

Whatever your opinon on this - SUPPORT THE SHIRT!

C'mon Richie - bang in a 40 year screamer and silence those critics!

Mrs PB

Hey Mitch,

One of our pals (Well Fan) is coming up to watch the game too.

We're taking him to The Caley Thistle Social Club on Greig St before/after the game.

It's very good, Away Fans welcome - cheap as chips, and bus straight to game too.

As for a "good meal" both The Kitchen and Mustard Seed are nice.

Have fun!

Mrs PB

Or is it the case that this managerial pairing just isn't working out.?

Or, as has been suggested, allowed to pick their own team?

It was the way that he very proudly announced when the ties would be played afterwards, not realising at all that they'd completely just fecked it all up!  :029:

Birmingham haven't beaten Everton at Goodison since November 1957!!!

That's some record!  Obviously they haven't both been in the same division for

all that time, but that's still one heck of an achievement!

Any others you can think of?

Mr Bannerman?  Mantis?

Mrs PB

Caff's been a superb servant, but it just hasn't really worked out the last couple of seasons.

Good luck to him!  :clapping03: :clapping03: :clapping03:

We need to move on and get that defence sorted out, even Munro is starting to look shaky!