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Well I'm just glad I'm deaf / not as easily shocked as some of the posters on this thread as I didn't hear anything I would consider offensive, as I've already posted twice! And I was just on the far side of the goals, you would think I would have heard anything untoward! In fact if anyone wants to PM me with whatever comments they heard and thought totally offensive which I obviously didn't hear then I'll reconsider my opinion.

Again, I never heard anything outrageous and I was right in the middle of it!

Are all Livi fans called LiviLion or is there only the one? :015:

OK Kiltarlity but I'm curious now as to what was so offensive? I never heard anything that made me cringe, and most of it was very funny! Were you shocked when I shouted "Come on Blackie"? :015:

Kiltarlity - take your daughter to the stand instead of the terracing if you're going to be upset with anything shouted, its a football match not a fecking library! TM4TJ is right as usual about Mikey Fraser :001:

O/T back - I've got the 3 tracks as wav files but they are all quite quiet! Will burn to a disc for you but I won't be there next week as I'm not doing home games while any of my money might go towards Mike Smiths wages! Watching on Satan's TV instead. Will see you at an away game at some point or will give a disc to Big **** to give to you.

They weren't as bad as that! They did play a wee bit of football but they'll have to play a feck of a lot more if they want a meaningful highland derby back! We just gave them 70 mins head start today, and a goal!!!! :001:

I am also a strangler :001: Won't be at the Rangers game though, can you wait until first reserve game or would you prefer me to drop you a cheque?

Try using your fingers rather than your braincells to count and you might get higher than one, ersehole :001:

See you there you old codger :003:

United, fans a bunch of arrogant to55ers :001:

I heard Rod Stewart wanted to play Rockness next year........ :001:

And some more..... Jabba the Hut used to be a tall beautiful blonde woman named Susan, until she talked too much during a date with John Smeaton After piting her to the point where she melted into the slug beast form, John Smeaton re-named her Jabba to remind her not to jibba-jabba so much. John Smeaton invented orphans. The Virgin Mary isn’t really a virgin. Just ask John Smeaton When John Smeaton folds his arms, the U.K. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold. John Smeaton doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. Ghosts are actually caused by John Smeaton killing people faster than Death can process them. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that John SmeatonPC will crash. John Smeaton is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like John Smeaton John Smeaton plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver… and wins. John Smeaton once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil. When God said, “Let there be light”, John Smeaton said, “say please.” The grass is always greener on the other side, unless John Smeaton has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. John Smeaton keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID. John Smeaton doesn’t need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the **** out of the way. Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about John Smeaton during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

The texts have started already..... :001: Police name glasgow airport terrorists as Sinj Mahjeep & Bashir Dorrin. Both confessed 2 have been celebrating the muslim feast of Ramavan.

Its horrific and so lucky no one was killed! Donmac is absolutely right, the sooner we become independent and stop inheriting another country's wars the better!

There was a lassie who worked at the Filmhouse in Edinburgh called Gay Cox

Not suitable for posting on here CCC!!! check your email though! If anyone else is interested then PM me with your email address and Ill forward it to you.... :015: Over 18s only

Maybe the odd wee network error? :001:

Who irons their kinickers ffs? And it would take more than that to wear him out :001:

Purely because of this thread I made my male neighbour do my laundry as payment for setting up his wireless router. He was a bit surprised but I think he enjoyed it in the end :001: :001: :001:

Seemed to work for mee too :001: :001: :001:

must have just been lucky :001:

I wasn't able to go although I had planned to - wish Id kept my big mouth shut now :001:

I was basing my judgement of your age on the way you spoke to Clacher, and now you've told me how old you are I see no reason to amend my thoughts!

Aye Jim Morrison's up there too