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  1. surprised ebay havent binned the auction, cos of new rules introduced on the 10th of April u cant sell any footie tickets on ebay. I managed to sell my world cup tickets just in time :021:

    they should do the same with concert tickets too :018:

  2. Mixed feelings aye-but-no

    The first "Scotch" team in the champions league EVER!!

    Vladier Romanov, Vladier Romanov,

    Vladier Romanov,

    Vladier Romanov,

    Vladier Romanov, Vladier Romanov!!!!! :D :D :D :roll: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    CAN U HEAR THE RANGERS SING?

    NO

    NO

    Feck THE UNION JACK, WE GOT OUR COUNTRY BACK!

    GO ON HOME ENGLISH *******S LEAVE US BE!!!

    CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, CHAMPIONS LEAGUE..........!!!!!!!

    Dearie Me - 22 years of age and supposed to be an ICT fan too!

    An out of the closet 'cousin' me thinks! :lol:

  3. Would that be Dougie 'the nose' Cruickshanks' ?

    and...

    Robert Mackay frae Skye ? or Robert Mackay aka Mr Mackay from porridge?

    All of which played rugby with us at some point.

    Don't think so though the Mackay may have done but he was a Dalneigh boy through and through. Rebel too!

    We'll just have to wait for the words of wisdom from the wise one :lol:

  4. Hold on... did Jim Mcreath the sec / chairman of the culloden ICT supporters club not get Sean Connery to support us or something?

    no

    he tried but i suspect it was merely a publicity stunt as he was going to stand as a local councillor.... Jim not Sean!

  5. You're probably right, ours is pretty crap for the EssPeeEll but a lot of visiting fans like it cos it's unusual and charming and all that cack. Plus this season they usually get a result to cheer them up......

    Worst in Scotland though must be Central Park. Closely run by Cliftonhill and the Recs. One December I went to see ICT at Central Park. I think Santa on his sleigh in the High Street got a bigger crowd than the game.

    yea there's been a few crappy ones over the years Mantis!! and cowdenbeath get promoted too! dearie me :lol:

  6. Two nuns, Sister Senga and Sister Helen, from Glasgow are travelling through Europe in their car.

    They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

    Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

    'Aw naw!' shouts Sister Senga.

    'Whit are we gonnae dae?'

    'Turn the windae wipers oan.

    That will get rid of the abomination, says Sister Helen.

    Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about,but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

    Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?' she shouts.

    'Switch on the windae washirs. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen.

    Sister Senga turns on the windae washirs.

    Dracula screams as the waterburns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

    'It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?' shouts Sister Senga.

    'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen.

    'Aye, that's whit tae dae,' says Sister Senga.

    She opens the window and shouts.......

    "Get the f**k aff the f**kin' car ya wee b*st**d"

  7. Aviemore in June - top secret billing :wink:

    Iron Maiden - December in the SECC

    didnt hear of anything in aviemore in june?

    iam doing iron maiden in dec secc also,also seeing them 3 times in sweden+dublin this tour,and going to ragnarok festival in perth in nov also

    that's pretty dark Blackie :wink:

  8. The meeting at Dens was not advertised as being open to all. It seems things are only open to all if people are being asked to put a hand in their pocket.

    There might also have been a problem with the 'open to all' bit here too as space was limited and if everyone that attended the game had wanted to go they would not have been able to.

    the Dee4life guys had said in the first instance that it would be open for Trust members only but given the few members who actually travel we asked could SC members be included and given the circumstances they said yes.

    i know where you are coming from CD but some things need to be for members - otherwise where's the incentive for folk to join.

    i don't see it as a closed shop and as a member of the Trust and a board member i try to encourage folk to join - not just so they can get into Dens for cheap drink before a game but to increase awareness in the Trust movement and its objectives.

  9. Have ya feckin seen all the fat cnuts on the telly, in respect of their feckin treams, taking their feckin tops off and proudly showing off their man jugs and beer guts. I reckon we should have a group shot of Charlies Angels and BRAVE men at Livi Away. Of feckin course I am up fer it. But MEN..who feckin else?

    maybe - will it be fun?????????????

  10. A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

    "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

    "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

    A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether

    "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

    Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

    The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    (THIS GETS BETTER!)

    The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

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