Connie.Orr

jeeeesssssuuuuuuussssssss! I remember when ICT fans talked about football booze and wimmin

Happy days eh Alex ! :D

"Wake Up And Change Your Life"

Bloody hell, it's difficult enough to wake up and face the day! :009:

What's the story in Balamory...

Ms Hooley - the Nursery Teacher with the annoying weegie accent - is married to Greg Hempill (?) from Still Game.

And wasn't the cop, PC Dumb right enough! caught snogging his boyfriend by some traumatised little kids? ... so the story goes.

Great wee programme :009:

:015: That's very good! Well done!

Could maybe put a hi-viz waistcoat on The Plank like a REAL steward, and possibly appropriate workwear for his other adventures (you know, like a wee jacket or hat or something - the dude'd look the part and help identify what he's up to)

Let us know what he's gonna make another appearance eh, he's super.

:019: ALRRRRRIGHT :D

Suggested either 9 or 11 bridges Caley D-ARLING, theyre the closest guesstimates mooted on here...do guesses win prizes hmmm??!!

Really weird I actually had a dream about this!! I found the answer and had to find a computer to type it up! Never made it! lol

Can you remember what the answer was?!! Were you right?!

It's impolite to keep a lady waiting CD and there are a few ladies on here STILL waiting for you to come up with the answer ....which btw is 9.....or 11

;)

Nine.

What's the prize, mister?

Don't give a ratsass what you watch. It's dumbass tv at it's worst - my opinion, doesn't have to be anyone else's. :P

X Factor/Strictly etc - programmes for chavs, neds & folk with no life at all.

What a load of hysterical, hyped-up shoite. :P

Two things women should have never been given....a driving license and a vote :023:

Oh hardeeharhar!

Was a Toyota Corolla or something, way back in 1980. Took to it like a duck to water and had to sit my test several times before I passed. :angry:

...............you are sitting on my yorkie.

oh yeah ! :029: :D

Could this be you??? (sadly it's not this hard-up poster!)

A "life-changing" lottery jackpot of more than ?3.6 million has been left unclaimed for almost a fortnight.

?3.6m Lottery ticket left unclaimed National Lottery operator Camelot is appealing for the owner of the winning ticket - bought in the Inverness, Nairn, Badenoch and Strathspey area of Scotland - to come forward and collect their prize.

The winning numbers in the September 23 midweek Lotto draw were 23, 25, 28, 41, 46 and 47.

The ticket-holder is owed ?3,681,197 after they were the only one to match all six numbers. The ticket holder has until March 22 next year to claim the prize.

A National Lottery spokesman said: "We urge players everywhere to check their tickets so we can pay out this fantastic jackpot prize and the ticket-holder can start to enjoy their win."

Gutted. Hopefully they'll put michael mcintyre in his place

Feckin hope not.... that **** would make me change the channel quick.

Whats wrong with him?

Well he looks too much like Ronnie Corbett for a kick off.

Like the video taken on the guy's mobile phone but would like to know what I'm looking for in the photos cos unfortunately, I don't see much. Spooky place tho and wouldnt go there for a haloween party just in case!

It seems to be true enough. Frankie Boyle is on tour early next year (?) and is going to some smaller venues, so if you're into his style of comedy look out for that.

Seems common sense has been replaced by Political Correctness, ridiculous law suits and Health & Safety issues, as is lamented in that earlier thread.

Richard Baker (former newsreader).

Neil Oliver (Coast)

Tony Pollard (Two Men in a Tent/Trench)

Tony Robinson

Dylan Moran

Impressive list eh.

Oh and that Buffy lassie. Once.

Hope one day to meet the announcer at the Tulloch who's name escapes me too...

At the match! Drove down from Perth, straight to the match, no time for pubs today!

Would have loved to have met up with you at the pub L_G but didn't know til pretty much the last minute whether I was going to make it to the game.

Great result today!!

What did everyone think of the EEI and did anyone go to The Lizzie afterall?

Beirut is much more up market than this place, Connie!

Am going in :(

Who's going down for the game?

Do you know Dunfermline Connie?

No, but I know her sister, Dunfermline Debbie!!!

That pub used to be known as Noddy's Neuk - it's in Touch, just off Halbeath Rd... Take your minder with you if you're going there!

Don't let the bad man scare you, the heavies are coming down nice and early in the minibus and we'll look after you.

Yep, kinda know Scumfermline. Is no one going to The Lizzie then? It's an uphill walk from that scummy pub in Touch. :wacko:

East Ends child friendly and puting on free food. Commercial for the woolie jumper and cords brigade. Apparantly Lizzie has developed a bad reputation.

Bluddie-hell! The place sounds like down-town Beruit!

Who's going down for the game?

Do you know Dunfermline Connie?

No, but I know her sister, Dunfermline Debbie!!!

That pub used to be known as Noddy's Neuk - it's in Touch, just off Halbeath Rd... Take your minder with you if you're going there!

Don't let the bad man scare you, the heavies are coming down nice and early in the minibus and we'll look after you.

Yep, kinda know Scumfermline. Is no one going to The Lizzie then? It's an uphill walk from that scummy pub in Touch. :)