Connie.Orr

Am I the only one to think the 'tongue in cheek' smiley just looks like somebody with an enormous hooter?

:015:  Only if you've got an 'enormous hooter' that grows outta your left cheek!  :015:

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outside pubs

Might be difficult to get SA to come on with The Skids, like - maybe feb82000's the guy to speak to there....  :003:

and chaffing

I know what you mean, Mee, I'm having to content myself with dragging my sorry old *** all the way down to Motherwell just to see Hugh Cornwall (ex-The Stranglers); failed miserably to persuade the old-punkster to come up to mine for a bit of a 'gig'.  :015:

and undies

(let's be honest , you do don't you...!)

I'm sure you're more than capable, Mee - I just kinda fancy a festival to suit MY own musical tastes, that;s all!  :001:

Jeez, completely missed out on The Stranglers eh...for pete's sake. That's the menopause fur ye, simple things pass ye by completely!! 

Why thank you Dmacca - maybe there should be an 'alternative' Rockness (which should really be called Raveness by all accounts) called Popness where good, real bands come and play...show all these young ravers how to enjoy themselves!

Only sorry I missed The Stranglers when they played Oban (or thereabouts) last year, really shoulda made the effort to get to that but didn't.    :009:

Rock/indie/dance - aye, that's all very well but somebody should sign up The Stranglers for Rockness, bring a wee bita cless to the gig like!  :015:

losing everything

I'm just too stuck in the 80's when music was music! ..... Bryan Ferry, Japan,  Icehouse, The Cars, Bowie, Elton, OMD, Depeche ... thank goodness for DVDs and CDs eh !

Inverness is a nicer place to live than Falkirk or Kilmarnock.............

or Paisley or Motherwell or Aberdeen.......

Or Glasgow, or Dundee, or Dunfermline (where brew came to us from originally of course) .....

all hopes (of)

Aw Gawd, I'm so old and square and middle-aged now ! - haven't heard of any of the bands in that lot, so depressing :017:

.....A guy got home early from work and caught his wife at it with a neighbour.

He pulled the cheating swine from the bed and hauled him out the back and into the garden shed.

He slapped his member in the vice and tightened it until it had a firm grip, dismantled the handle then reached up for an old rusty saw that hung amongst the cobwebs.

The perpetrator screamed, No no your not going to saw it off please!"

"No", replied the avenger, "You are - I'm going to set the shed on fire."

666 posts  :crazy07:    Yikes, the very de'il himself walks among us  :crazy07:

over people's

Ritchie, my point about the fireworks being different is that - as far as I'm aware anyway - this display was a first time the Kessock Bridge was used, and was maybe the biggest fireworks display the area has ever had.

Of course the money would've been better spent on a thousand other better causes, everyone accepts that.

Yes TCF - do as you're told min!!    Sounds like it was something to see, that firework display, I'm sorry I missed it....maybe Perth Toon Council could do something like that over the Friarton Brig !!    :015:

Stop moaning and bitching everyone!!   It's over - some people agreed with it and enjoyed it, some people hated it and strongly objected to it - either way your city tried to give the area something different to mark the end of the thing.

I feel sorry for people who try to provide the area with a wee bit colour and excitement (?!) on a dark, depressing winter's night in the Highlands...they were on a hiding to nothing with you lot of moaning minies.

Hate to throw in a dumb-*** girl-question BUT... could we have afforded to bring in a new player or two??

I get the point of the "happy with the current squad" being frustrating, but y'know, there is a possibility it could be true!

Well Toronto wins that debate - a mere 7 hour flight to get there verusus 27 hours to get to Oz.  Pricey gig....plus price to get in, buy a pie and a hot drink, could be tricky guys.

Talkin about heated seats, why not have these big seats that they have in them noo-fangled cinemas, with cup holders.  Big, heated seats in fittie stadiums - the future!

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