Georgeios

Nearly done ;-/

Netflix The Office USA hummmm late one

Cracking munch, good company, nice couple oh drinks ;) boom ;) cheers

All you can eat and a couple of bevvies why now

Hummmmm bank holidays PSF closed ;( packing it is...

Busy week ;-( clearing

Bolt runs at over 30 MPH, if he hit someone at that speed they have a 40% chance of passing away.... Not so cool eh ;-)

My boys away,,,, massive boo

That awkward moment when you speak to a lass with Geek Specks on and it turns out she's thick as **** ;-/

Got my boy ;-)

Auralux.... Hooked

If Dungwell is such a great place why do some Cunty players live in Inverness, next doors kids would be right at home over the bridge however..... Wee tinks, the Mum needs to tell the eldest to stop screaming at the baby!!!!!!

I'm going to grow my side burns like yer man what's dead fast on his bike ;)

That moment in Next when you hear a person say..... "it makes me look fat"

Ahhh FML, just remembered..... Day off ;-/

My phone knows I touched an iPhone tonight ;( angry Android..... I'm sorry buddy ;(

lol Blacks a wee **** ;-/

Man v food ;( I'm hungry ;-/

shut the **** up Donny!!!!!!!!! Thay pee'd on his ******* rug ;(

Opening of the Olympics..... ****

Mmmmm bio freeze ;)

I've worked this out ;-) once a month women get grumpy n a complete pain in the ass, but don't worry, it only lasts around 30 days... Boom I said it ;-)

That ackward moment while having a massage and you need to fart ;/

Last pop star wage this month ;( I will no longer be a waste of a good Airmans wage ;(

That Ackward moment when your ginger, irn bru loving friend messages you with 2#)&%#-*?/9&))%*('')- with his ****.... Clever dick Jimmy ;)