f*ballers wife

oh my!!! listen here young man.... dont be saying things like that to me.... you'll just get me in trouble with scotty AGAIN.... and he'll have to take me over his knee AGAIN..... :004: :015: but let me know when you're home sweeti and we can see if we can make some smoke first before the flames.... dont want to appear like i'm a hussy or anything.... :004:

oh my!!! glen morangie!

oh my!!! ok chaps and chap~esses! i have a meeting in perth tomorrow. so would kindly appreciate careful driving and no frustrations at the fact that my top will be UP.... too nipply going over the dramoooochter! so off to get a good nights sleep so tiredness wont kill me! that sign always makes me chuckle.... take a break it says.... no one has written .. have a kit kat under them yet! shall i do it tomorrow? :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!! and quiet!

oh my!!! justice

oh my!!! that's only cos we know what your tantrums are like!

oh my!!! maybe we should all go on and post!..... or may haps not! :015:

oh my!!! moray firth radio... he's the voice over for one of the hardwood flooring ads! burns!

oh my!!! an octopus goes into a music bar and brags that he is fantastic at music and can play any instrument. the barman gives the octopus a guitar and says play that and prove it! the octopus duly plays the guitar and is a good as jimmy hendrix. the barman then points to a piano in the corner and says have a go at that then! the octopus goes over to the piano and starts playing, he is as good as elton john. a scotsman then gives the octopus a set of bagpipes and says now have a go at these! the octopus picks up the bagpipes and starts fumbling around, after a few minutes of this, the scotsman says to the octopus "i see ya canneh play that jimmy"to which the octopus replies! Play it? i'm gonna sh@g it as soon as I can get these fecking pajamas off!

oh my!!! ooopsy, does 180% full mean i'm overloaded? :010: :006: all clear now babe.... send them a coming! :015:

oh my!!! nothing wrong with my box sweeti!... maybe i should get scotty to check it out for me, or caley D.... would you mind awfully having a wee rumage to see if i have an overflow? :003:

oh my!!! i agree with all you said caleyD, moving the traffic more effectively into the heart of the highlands is the thing but i am NOT lying under drivers to solve their problems!!! :015:

oh my!!! flooring!

oh my!!! here here, gentlemen.... i'm not THAT kind of GIRL!!! threes and fours are just numbers to me! and yes mani HAS seen sexylexi today while i was seeing to his lips! don, i AM a virgin sweeti..... virgin on the rediculas, some say! :015:

oh my!!! donmac, he's busy right now.... arranging a randi~view.... :015: jb, there is NO leg room at all in the back, altho, there are a couple of well positioned head rests.... ask TM4TJ.... :004:

oh my!!! so all the problems on the A9 are MY fault, are THEY??? :007: that's why i suggested morrisons car park babe, canna get up much of a head of steam in there! :015:

oh my!!! queen

oh my!!! fek sake jb.... dont get all stressed babe, we'll be having board rage before we know where we are! let me calm you down and take you for a spin round morrison's carpark in sexylexi! :001: do you want her top on or off? :004:

oh my!!! so maybe its advanced driving test all round we need, and not a bigger road? nice to see you agree with me babe! :love07:

oh my!!! i introduced it, cos i think it should be made duel.... always have done, since the dam thing was built way back in the 70's.... (my mum told me!) no need for it not to have been, with moorland most of the way, unlike the 96 where good farming land line it! so you can kinda see why it wasnt made duel at the begining it would be safer, with less confustion on some of those dodgy junctions like the one going into pitlochry from the north and the lug was also mentioned in an earlier post.

oh my!!! victor.... ia sponge! :005:

oh my!!! you forgot CARR-BRIDGE scotty.... i dont know, ya just canna get the mods these days... :004: welcome sweeti, i'm here to keep your pecker up..... as it were! :015: here, we have branches in south africa babe.... i could head over to one of thier seminars, will you meet me and take me out for lunch? :001:

oh my!!! the fact that much of it is single track, well, you know what i mean, and some bits are duel, means that it confuses folk when if comes to overtaking. even for us who use the road regularly, at night, you have to think twice and remember if you are on the duel or not. but at the end of the day, any road.... one lane or 6.... its a long strech of tar and just lies there, doing nothing..... its the people who are ON it that cause the accidents. impatience is the problem the only difference between an accident on a single track road and one on a multi lane road, is the speed, and more damage is done the faster we can travel. oh my! to much sense..... slow is better..... for curb crawling anyway! :004:

oh my!!! what a gent... nice to know you'd not go off without waiting for us....... to finish our..... erm..... TITivating! :015: juicy lucy!

oh my!!! who isnt babe??? you ..... or me....!?! :004: