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Where did ya first get pished?
f*ballers wife replied to IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER's topic in Olde Inverness
oh my!!! it was YOU sweeti..... we have a bouncing baby boy.... now in his 30's!!! :015: :004: :010: -
oh my!!! no sweeti, you OBVIOULSLY have not reached your mid~life~crisis yet..... anyone who HAS will know you enter from the side.... in your case the 'passanger' side. moray firth radio
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oh my!!! its a 2 door, ikkle red thing, and sporty, just like myself! wireless
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oh my!!! not sure if i can WAIT till wednesday..... :004: on~line
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oh my!!! that was a miss print eh? missed you TWO i think you ment?!?! :004: :006:
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oh my!!! have you just missed my in~your~end~os..... or have you missed ME too... i dont want you just USING me for my WIT now sweetie!?!?! :004: been off winning likkle~ikkle sports cars!!! WOOOHOOOO what a life being a virgin!!! :clapping04: :clapping04: :clapping04:
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oh my!!! the top will only come down if the sun is shining, and it's not too niPPy! engaged
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oh my!!! did you take the ned test on that site.... i did.... You’re no a ned, yer just a wee gadgie wae an attitude problem. Ye canny just tuck yer trackie bottoms intae yer socks, buy baseball cap, and start thinking yer wan ‘o’ the team. In fact yer probably a wee grass. D’ye know how we deal wae grasses round here? You’ll be smiling from ear tae ear pal. You better get off yer mark, it’s way past your bedtime, ya wee boaby-biter!
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oh my!!! if he's not inviting me, will you steal me a doggy bag....? :001:
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oh my!!! i;m either skelly eyes or numpty..... :019: not very ned~like, eh?
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oh my!!! and do you use your elbow to play the ebow? :015:
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oh my!!! how's it going girlie? long time no hear! must catch up for that cuppa one day so if it;s not you that's been swept, is it me??? :010: and if so.... by whom??? :006: and was i drunk at the time??? :017: and did i ENJOY it??? :015: please say i did???...... :clapping04:
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oh my!!! give me his number... i need to take him for a spin in my new motor!!! knotted!
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oh my!!! incest! :010:
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oh my!!! and then there's MOI... f*ballers wife = 118%..... and thats not even counting the '*' !!! :016:
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oh my!!! virgin mary = 136% what can i say, value for money EVERY time!!! :clapping04: :015: :001:
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oh my!!! hi sweetie, i haven't been around for a bit either.... but i've missed you!!! has anyone missed lill~ol~me??? :006:
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oh my!!! geordie.... any relation?
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oh my!!! jet!
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oh my!!! [glow=red,2,300][move]ME!!! [/move] [/glow]
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oh my!!! alex.... you forgot me sweeti!?! :004:
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oh my!!! i bagsy doing the inside leg measurments!!! :010: :015:
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oh my!!! a pound for a kiss o the bride! skye was fabby as always, plenty of rum and beardies and donald looked after our every need! :004:
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oh my!!! va...va...vooom!
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oh my!!! so were you there? or there?? before you came back here? :017: