Gringo

Stardate: 12-11-2006: Beamed down for a shite - James T Kirk.

fell off

Mull-of-Kintyre

Surely if they were in the final then they've qualified for the Scottish Cup. I thought the south qualifier worked in the same way as the north i.e if you make the semi's, then you're in the Cup.

whilst wearing

Not sure if its relevant to anyone but could be worth noting....

Road works

Wow! Gulp!...  :025:

This too

Probably the most exciting SPL ever so far as second spot is concerned. Just a shame its taken one of the OF to have a shocker of a season instead of everyone else improving....if you get my drift.

ICT - 2nd on Saturday? That'd be nice.

doesn't catch

Congratulations young lady.

dropped her

What? No Spartans! Good luck to all the Highland League sides in this years SFA Cup. Nice local derby in the 2nd round I see.

First Round (ties to be played 18th November):

Brechin City v Queen's Park

Arbroath v Albion Rovers

Edinburgh University v Keith

Devoronvale v Montrose

East Stirlingshire v Stirling Albion

Preston Athletic v Stenhousemuir

East Fife v Berwick Rangers

Stranraer v Alloa Athletic

Second Round (ties to be played 9th December)

Elgin City v Buckie Thistle

Annan Athletic v Greenock Morton

Peterhead v Ayr United

Edinburgh City v East Stirlingshire/Stirling Albion

Raith Rovers v Dumbarton

Deveronvale/Montrose v Fraserburgh

Stranraer/Alloa v Forfar Athletic

Cowdenbeath v Edinburgh University/Keith

East Fife/Berwick Rangers v Arbroath/Albion Rovers

Brechin City/Oueen's Park v Preston Athletic/Stenhousemuir

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over-the-counter

Carrbridge has

Well done St Johnstone - that's got to be on a par with our 1-3 in Glasgee in 2000. Hit while they're down. Superb. Super J's for the cup... :025: :025:

Diddy cup  :015: :015:

But aye, well done the Bairns. Hope they go on to win it. It'll make our defeat look 'good'.  :004:

large frogs

What about all those Vets bills for all the cats I've kicked over the weekend? But, aye, you're probably right Mainstander I don't suppose they'd notice a jot about lost revenue. On the other hand my local boozer and curry house benifted from my 'unexpected' visit to them this weekend as did Walsall football club. What goes around comes around I suppose.

Didn't arf feck me off though missing out on this game and a weekend away from Coventry Nil. (Bet you couldn't tell!)

I'm going to sulk in peace now and leave you all alone.

(Hope to feck they don't move the Motherwell game on 2nd Dec....but hey, it'll probably be snowing by then eh!)

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The club might be ok but what about all those bars, restaurants, B&B's/Hotels etc etc that have missed out on a extra 2000+ visitors to the city. Compensating the club doesn't got far enough. Its complete bollox. :008:

Seven games unbeaten in Scotlands top league. A win at Ibrox (difficult to do even if Gers are shite)...yeh...shite ain't we, sack the manager I say....McKimmie, yer a knob.  :33: :finger01: :moon03:

A licensed counselor was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mom. "You're obsession is alcohol . This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy"

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, ****, we're leaving."

garbage and

It was the blank looks on their faces that got.....whooops!  :003:

What I did fail to state in the brief report was the friendliness and helpfulness of the stewards. They were polite and guided the away support to the correct seating area of the stand and also pointed out where the pie stall was and also the toilet facilities. Not one of them go the remotest bit excited to any of the fans standing up. The gate wasn't disimilar to an ICT match with 5800 in ground. They were a credit to Walsall football club.