Christmas is cancelled.....

[Charles Bannerman]

... because Santa's elves have gone on strike.

They have withdrawn their labour as part of an Elfin Safety dispute.

[robbylad]

... because Santa's elves have gone on strike.

They have withdrawn their labour as part of an Elfin Safety dispute.

don't you ever throw anything out? did you get that out of last years christmas cracker?

and, do you have any more? please inflict them on us!!!

[ilpadrino]

... because Santa's elves have gone on strike.

They have withdrawn their labour as part of an Elfin Safety dispute.

That's madness! In fact it may be in breach of the Sanity Clause.

[The Mantis]

Obviously there's no sanity clause in Charles' contract or he could have retired years ago.

[Heilandee]

Just got home to find all meh windows wide open and every things gone

Gutted

Who'd do that to an advent calendar :irritated: