broomie boy

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  1. pants
  2. loads
  3. terminate
  4. A Maddie McCann.....Only a 100 yards but still can't find it. ( sorry )
  5. Beef
  6. Oral
  7. Here are some , whats yours A Rodney King - Over clubbed. A Stuart Lyons taxi trip - a ***** drive. A Gynaecologist's Assistant- Shaved the Hole. An Adolf Hitler- 2 shots in a bunker. A Sally Gunnell - Not very pretty but a good runner. A Diego Maradona. A nasty little 5-footer A Barbers Shop...Just off the fringe A John Holmes- rammed in a two footer
  8. bonus
  9. pearl
  10. My mate suffers from depression so I gave him an Army Colouring Book for his birthday. When he feels sad now at least he'll have a soldier to crayon
  11. cooks
  12. It is competition day on Forth Radio and the prize on offer is a 10-day all-expenses paid holliday for two in Bali. The winner needs to name a word commonly used in Scotland but that is not in any dictionary. The first caller comes on the line: "OK, caller, what is your first name and where are you from?" "It's Jason, from Lochend." "OK, Jason from Lochend, what is your word and spell it" "Goan, G-O-A-N." "OK, that is not in the dictionary, can you give me a sentence it could be used in?" "Goan **** yourself." The presenter ends the call in disgust. A few minutes later there is a new caller. "OK, caller, what is your first name and where are you from?" "It's Grant, from Leith." "OK, Grant from Leith, what is your word and spell it" "Smee, S-M-E-E." "OK, that is not in the dictionary, can you give me a sentence it could be used in?" "Smee again, goan **** yourself"...
  13. juice
  14. Woman goes to the doctor. "Doc, I don't feel to well" The doctor examines her and say's "You have VD" The woman say's " I must have caught it from the toilet seat" The doctor say's " You must've been chewing it, as you've got it in the mouth"
  15. appliance