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    Jokes

    An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the old man and asks him old he is? "I'm 90 years old,' he says "90!" Replies the woman. "Don't you realise you've had it?" 'Oh, sorry' says the old man, 'how much do I owe you? Sign in pet shop window.............'Clitoris licking frog' Woman walks into shop.............man behind counter says..........'Bonjour madam'
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    Crap Jokes

    An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2am and is asked where is he going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replies, “That would be my wife.” In a small church somewhere in the Highlands, the minister had an idea to increase the collection. He said the person who contributed most could choose three hymns. When the plate came back he saw a roll of £20s. "Who gave this," he asked. "Me," said this little old spinster at the back. "OK, Minnie McHaggis, what three hymns would you like?" the minister asked. So, Minnie came to the front of the church and started pointing: "Him, and him, and him..."
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    A Kingsmill , a playing partner you don't like but are happy to play along with :)
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