Gary caldwells (fake) twitter feed... warning, its got the odd sweary swear

http://twitter.com/GaryCaldwell5

some gems...

Off to China Buffet King; "eat what you like for ?9" - Gary Caldwell's going to eat their cutlery.

bought new boots for the Dons game on Saturday..Ugg boots, **** it. I could play in flippers if you asked me. I have done. Talent is talent.

Just off the phone to my agent; offered me a move to Newcastle. I offered Newcastle a move to Gary Caldwell.

Time to get dressed. I might put on my Beckenbauer t-shirt..I wonder if he's wearing the Gary Caldwell one I sent him.

i imagine this will be shut donw pretty soon, pretty class though

"Every Christmas day Gary Caldwell invites a homeless person into his house for dinner.....Then eats him. Top of the food chain ******!"

Edited December 7, 200916 yr by Hiro

Walked out on Spiers, he asked me "What's been the highlight of your career so far" - Career? Glittering Legacy more like. :lol:

Wringing out my kit into a spray bottle. Selling this stuff on ebay makes me more than my wages. ;)

Gary Caldwell will now hold a 10 Minute questions and answer session......With himself. :lol:

Excellent banter whoever is behind it!

I saw this in the paper. McManus had 1 too I think.

Danny Wilson has 1 too. " Uncle Davie's taking me to Pizza hut for ma dinner.... Result! "