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Outstanding Terry! So proud to have a manager who isn't afraid to speak up for the club and its fans! We're behind you all the way! Can't wait to hear what Doncaster has to say! It was interesting to hear all of the texts that were sent in to radio Scotland last night after the interview - people from all over Scotland were agreeing with Sir Terry's rant. I think there was only 1 text from someone in Glasgow who disagreed with him. Surely last night's game with Hibs and Ayr showed that a 14 team league would work. Everyone writes off the little teams and says that the games would be meaningless, but how many times have little teams knocked out the "big" teams in the cup? I genuinely believe the league would be much more exciting if it became a 14 team league.

Outstanding Terry! So proud to have a manager who isn't afraid to speak up for the club and its fans! We're behind you all the way! Can't wait to hear what Doncaster has to say! It was interesting to hear all of the texts that were sent in to radio Scotland last night after the interview - people from all over Scotland were agreeing with Sir Terry's rant. I think there was only 1 text from someone in Glasgow who disagreed with him. Surely last night's game with Hibs and Ayr showed that a 14 team league would work. Everyone writes off the little teams and says that the games would be meaningless, but how many times have little teams knocked out the "big" teams in the cup? I genuinely believe the league would be much more exciting if it became a 14 team league.

I didn't think so myself, but I just thought after the way he reacted towards the fans on Saturday might have influenced a decision... Never mind, just thought I'd ask! :(

Hi everyone, Heard on the grapevine that apparently Butcher was sacked this morning... anyone know if this is true or just people and their wishful thinking???

Savage Garden - I Want You... in my pants Usher - Yeah!... in my pants

Now that would be a "Thriller" in my pants

Right, I saw this on my dad's work forum and it looked hillarious so thought I'd give it a go on here. You take a song name and add "in my pants" to the end of it, some of the results are brilliant! Here are a few to get going with: "Something Kind of Ooh" in my pants "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in my pants

It's REALLY REALLY nice!!!!!! When the dye bitty runs it flavours the chicken too mmmmmmmmmmm :thumb04:

A long one, but it's well worth the read!!! A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately y on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best....? I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative? IT HURT LIKE HELL!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! P.S. My wife, can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it! If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!

I was ridiculed at work today at lunchtime for making a chicken roll and smartie piece. It is absolutely gorgeous and everyone in the office looked at me like I had 6 heads! I then went on to explain that as a kid, we'd sometimes have sugar pieces, consisting of bread, spread and a sprinkling of sugar. This was also ridiculed by this lot. Someone please back me up here!!!!!

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex Machine that he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs. The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'

About 20mins ago! Said it to the contents page in one of my college books for (ahem) pointing out the obvious that I couldn't see for looking!!!

Just read in the Courier that Mike Smith has 'reluctantly' agreed to the Old Firms 5% handling fee (cough.....tax), for selling away tickets to their supporters. I for one am appalled that the club has agreed to this, given that we are posting accounts with operating losses for last year, surely we should be hanging on to every penny? I understand that the amounts involved aren't much in the grand scheme of football finances, but surely any funds from home games should all be going to the club. Bully boy tactics by the Old Firm for more money, even though the vast majority of tv revenue already goes into their coffers. :thumb04:

Just reading online about Saturday's episode and wondered if anyone on here's a Dr Who fan and if they think David Tennant's leaving after the "2009 Specials". I'll be gutted if he goes!! :019: