Connie.Orr

"You'd have to fight Mrs Mac for that privilege Connie"

No probs Mrs. Mac - we could take turns, if she doesn't mind sharing!

I'd make it so that I get to hang-out (as it were) in the dug-out with my hero Brew at all ICT games.  :015:

or (indeed) without  :001:

CRAIG GORDON!  That's the bloke - don't fancy him tbh, got nephews his age y'see.

I did see a game he was goalie-ing in for his new club and he was terrible - Alex's right, the Premiership mebee isn't for him and could do worse than come up to us.  Raise his game like. 

Who's the guy who used to be Heart's goalie? - went down to play in England last year, big tall bloke - I'd sign him.

so does

being squirted

(Johnboy!  Nnnnnnooo!!)

after the

having with

soft fruits

up having

Heather-with-the-weather and her wee whiney Glasgow accent and ill-fittin clothes just get on ma nipple ends - her and that old boot Carol know-it-all Vorderman.  Two wimmen the tv world would be better off without.

Lookin forward to my next trip over there already!!! 

by hand

which was

Hey gimme some other kinda challenge - like going over to Canada for a wee touring holiday and not getting a speeding ticket.  When I was there a couple of years ago I was driving up and down the freeway between TO and Ottawa over the speed limit and never had any probs....wwwell everyone else was doin it - didn't want to slow people down.  :023:

Yes I'm a young and sprightly 46 - too old for Brew  :009:

(and) bad ees

The famous port co-kwitlam eh - deffo to be avoided at all costs, I hear them farmer boys didn't treat women very well at all.  :crazy07:

taking steps

"Hope Springs is about losing millions and finding them again"

Aye, we've all done that.  :001:

which resulted

Yes, it IS a long way from Laurel Avenue.  Wish I was there right now - it's too hot here the day!

Away with you!!  None o' this "it's too hot here" stuff - get yersel back here pronto boy and bring some of that hot sun with you, bit bloody chilly round here! 

Poor Iain - glad to hear he seems to be OK, scary stuff indeed for one of our favourite and most entertaining players.

Maybe there's a wee lesson to be learned here guys - never take a lift from an ict player !! 

very bravely