IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

If he had come to me I would have saved him and his vegetables

There is NO comparison between the NHS and Professional football of today. One is about devotion and loyalty to people and the other is wholly about money and personal gain.

Agree - you said Foran Out - and I say that Tansey OUT follows

Anybody ever played football when you had a team mate who 3/4 of the way through a bad season told you that he was leaving for a vying, local, league outfit, with a history of poaching, with ++ wages, when your team was struggling, facing relegation and the consequences - NO matter how good he was did you truly want him to stay ?

So what do you think ? I said the same thing about Christie except we were not in the same MIRE then. I said the same about Shinnie. I said it was old fashioned ideology but you have to play for the shirt.

Achievement to ICT is survival in the Top League. To stay there we will ALWAYS have to over achieve. That can only be demonstrated ON the feckin park - and tactically OFF the park - Feckin graph that !!

You play for the shirt or ya feck aff is the Old School way of thinking. Anybody who says to their team mates and support that they are off prior to the end of a season are mercenaries. G.Shinnie may have had the club at his heart, albeit MONEY was the attraction, Tansey may well be likewise BUT punt him now and start rebuilding, We are going down fer fecks sake. Lets go down fighting with people who feckin WANT to be here next season. What is the feckin point otherwise ?

Why are we even trying when Foran doesn't have a clue. I suspect that we are looking for damage limitation. Yet another selection and formation will just be disastrous but that is what is going to happen. Tansey should NOT be played here - if he does then - to me - Foran is done and dusted. Why don't we surprise them and go 3-4-3 ? FON WILLIAMS McCART LAING McNAUGHTON RAVEN DRAPER POLWORTH COLE MULRANEY McKAY FISHER Lose or lose by a margin and we are truly fecked.

Tansey has a chance of staying up So should be left out ?

My view is that anybody that has the nerve to sign a pre-contract with another team should be frozen out. Tansey has been a great servant and endeared himself to many - but why Aberdeen - and consider why he is suddenly playing better when he probably knew that the deal was done ?

SHOCKING Management - you simply can't chop and change - suggests NO idea of how to play !! Let's add one more adjective - AMATEUR

Thank gawd fer wee Billy

Brad MacKay foul - and WHY is the Judas scouser playing ?

Concentrate on defence, give away a penalty and Feckin Sumo - Plan A is fecked - Plan B ?

With 5 defenders - all change again - some welcomed but we have no Feckin consistency. Brad for Polly may actually work.

If you April Fool after 12.00 you are the Fool - fool - even if it wasn't an April Fool - fool.

Neither is feckin smarterse or spoilsport

The game is in doubt because of some kind of electrical failure in the Main Stand.

I am reliably informed that Richie Foran will resign if we do not win this afternoon.

Can we keep all these gems for April Fools Day

Barring injury (is there anybody who can tell with all the abundant Chinese whispers) - especially Tremarco and Vigurs - and suspensions (so many yellows recently there must be somebody out or on the verge !! To me it is the same that I asked for pre-Tinkerville. Fon Williams Raven Laing McCart Tremarco Tansey Draper Mulraney Polworth King Mckay

Lets feckin hope that it will be a Happy April Fools Day Every game from now until the end of the season should be placed in the MUST WIN category - especially those at home against sides in the close proximity to us in the league - Kilmarnock being the current prime example. Unfortunately they are on a pretty good run at the moment and EIGHT points clear of us and clear contenders for a Top Six place. And they will probably be fired up as they have the Old Filth and the Jam Tarts in the three games after us. And it probably emphasises the dilemma that we are in that you can't help but look at the fixtures of Spamilton, Muversmell, Tinkerville and Dungdee. So will Mr. Foran surprise us yet again with another system, another team selection. Will he go for defence or attack. Will he pack the midfield and ignore the wide players in our pack. Will he persist with the "old school" and the ineffective Estonian. Unfortunately I suspect that he will play the same starting X1 as he did against Tinkerville - and the same bench. And that is NO April Fool but Mr. Foran could earn the award of Mr April Fool's Day FOOL.