IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

I would agree with the Dictator - Hogg ain't ready yet and I am afraid that we do not have a capable fill in at right back but I am worried about the young lads with the likes of Higdon around. If we had got 3 points yesterday then we may have seen Ross instead of Shinnie. It is these type of games that we do not expect to get anything out of that end up pleasing. At the moment I would take a crap 0-0

Before i/we proceed is Raven available fer this one - this could be the most important selection of the season - and a few option as well !!

This is getting as tiresome as the January feckin transfer window threads. TM4J may be perplexed and anxious but we have already "underachieved" this season in regard to cup runs and it will be a mighty underachievement not to finish in the top three given our position at the start of the split - but there are many more "turns" on the road to Europe and I fer one still feel that we are in the driving seat - and hopefully the air bag will not be in our dials when the final whistle blows at the Tinkerville Sandcastle Stadium.

I use that combination every night and everybody knows that I am not a fanny - we could make an Irn Bru commercial out of this starting with a replay of Ravens Red card.

Who was the last "liked" referee ?

What would happen in a wummins football match or if Dave the Rave was a transexual ?

So wummin need to have special privileges to play a mans game - what is the difference in washing a todger or a fancy when you are fighting fer a place in Europe ?

Especially in the showers !!

They are usually keeping more abreast of the game but can be as big enuff at fannying around

Feckin women referees or feckin voyeurs !

So he could be a magnificent man in a flying machine ?

I am reliably informed that we are signing Billy Young from Winchester

I am booking fer Europe.

What you need is a bit of George Michael - both in respect of faith and a rogering in a dodgy lavatory.

Good news is that the back four next week : Meekings. Butcher. MacKenzie G.Shinnie

Just saying it as I saw it - did you miss the early red card ?!!

Well we have criticised a lot in the past but that was a hugely creditable performance. I thought that Draper and Reguero were immense but I would share the MoM between Taylor and Devine.

Any bets on 1 minute added on ?

Can you believe that it is Perf that are shutting up shop but also unfortunately leaving Hasselbank rite up front. Still we have to go fer it - 5 minutes to equalise.

Dash !! Feckin dash ya mean

OTJ taken off so we are going fer it

11minutes to equalise !!

Feck - Hasselbank should have been put in to Row G by Meekings - but that was so unlucky. Do we keep it tight and avoid losing another although A.Shinnie is se to come on.

Perf are now utilising Juventus tactics at free kicks except they are bouncing off Reguero.