Johnboy

Any decent pub grub in Carrbridge, FW? What about the chippy? Can you recommend it....?

When I first heard that one it was Scotsmen who were said to be the best lovers.... When the woman asked the guy his name he extended his hand and replied - "Tonto - Tonto McPherson".............!!

oh my!!!

just twist one of those screws into it and give it a good YANK towards you.... and then you'll have it where you want it!

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AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH......You sadist.......!!

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My own cork is just tantalisingly out of reach....!!

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oh my!!!

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that would have kept him amused for HOURS!!! :017:

Yeah - a bit like soaking corks, but probably not tasting quite so nice...!!

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To me Aviemore is about as exciting as piles but, wherever you go, have a nice time....

You could always show gringo your piles, FW.... NOW that would get him excited....!!

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Phweeeeewwwww.....!!!!! Wooooowwwwwww - I'll drink to that.....!!!

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Forget Brewster he's history now....

CC, (well backed up by Parky) is his own man with his own ideas - he's doing a great job with what he has at his disposal - He will maintain the progress that has been made over the past few years. Assuming we can hang on to all our key players, and maybe even add to them, a top six position is well within our reach next season.....

Brilliant...!!!

Is the Brazillian Fellatio playing with number 69 on his shirt?

Thought Cunnilingus would have made the Italian squad....!!

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Brilliant...!!!

Is the Brazillian Fellatio playing with number 69 on his shirt?

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I don't normally come on here...but this stuff would make Finbarr Saunders proud! :004:

Frankie Howerd eat your heart out...

Oh yes... Qingdao beer !

Finbarr Saunders..?? Frankie Howerd..?? Hope you haven't mis-contrued something here.... When it comes to fine wines there is no better connoisseur than F*ballers Wife. How many people know that when it comes to bottling the stuff you should always have your cork well & truly soaked first....!!!

Qingdao beer..??

Have you got all your own teeth, FW..? I've heard it said that some of the best cork soakers around actually take their teeth out before going into action.....

You don't happen to know any expert cork soakers by any chance?

Soke the corck..?? Is this something you have experience of?

Corcking it is the problem, FW ..... I always seem to have problems stuffing it in....

Can you suggest something?

I've gotta batch of home made wine that'll be ready for bottling at the weekend - Can anybody out there help me with that?

According the Dundee Evening Rag Brewster has changed his mind and has asked Fernandez, McIntyre, Ritchie and McInnes to stay with the club and has even offered them one year extensions to their contracts.

Well if that's true it will be for one of two reasons : Either they've got no money, or they're skint...!!!

I'm hard up....!!! didn't you notice..??

I'm well aware of your musical dexterity, KB - but shouldn't the 3rd line be..,,,

Doudud doudud doudud doudud doudud doo doo doudud doo....

Love the emoticons..... :clapping01:

I'm aware of your musical dexterity, KB - but shouldn't the 3rd line be..,,,

Doudud doudud doudud doudud doudud doo doo doudud doo....

OK - It's a deal babe....but I would have to give it to you "in kind"

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Yes there are darlin'.... Just ask F*tballer's Wife for recommendations...although that could take a while.....!!!!

Good point, Scotty - I just gave up on that site......

:015: :015: : Very good - LG - I remember that one from many years ago with a slight difference...

Wee Jock was so p1ssed off that he took a couple of black marbles into the classroom. As teacher was about to ask a question wee Jock rolled his marbles across the classroom floor.

"Who's got black balls" shouted teacher,

"Sammy Davis Junior" yelled Wee Jock, "See youse on Tuesday".....!!!

Spot on - Mee - United's 15 mins of fame has well & truly past - they are in a decaying city that can hardly support 1 football team, let alone 2. Anybody leaving Caley for Dundee needs his head examined.....