Johnboy

JEEEEEZ...... Some of you people need to get a life..... :018: :018:

I thot it was pure brill....!! :015: :015:

Have you got 1 careful lady owner? That won't endear you to the male population of Sneck...

FW really is ICT's top squad player - always gives 100% - terrific engine in her...

She'll never let you down...

I'm writing this from Raigmore's STD ward.....!!!

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Only when you take away the Sham.... :004:

oh my!!!

anyone recomend a good set of sounds to listen to for an old 30 something wifie....??? :roll:

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Sticking up for me - FW....?? Now there's a switch....!!

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I managed 69......!!

Robot Censor obviously appreciates a good story....!!

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How did Gordy get away with the "C" word?

oh my!!!

yup mee to hun, 11/14.... i likey a good erse.... :016:

wish my erse looked as good as some of those elbows! :017: :015:

You erse is fine FW... fortunately that the boil eventually healed up - that was a sore point...!! :015: :015: :015:

Neither's dog sh*te....!!

What do dog sh*te and old women have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up

Very Good..!! You can't argue with that...!!!

f*ballers wife and Jonboy are a no bad double act :003: reckon there's a sitcom in there somewhere!

oh my!!!

with me, OBVIOUSLY being the better looking one! :021:

Ha ha ha ha ha..... That's the funniest thing you've posted yet - FBW... Brilliant

Or even just pay him to get him into your taxi...!!!

Beastie could afford you all right - Don't think he could afford your taxi....!! :015:

Surely the gas pipeline could stay put - with the new stand built on top.... It would be ideal for away fans...... :003: :003:

DON?T KNOW WHAT DOCTOR WROTE THIS, BUT I LIKE HIM!!!

HEALTH QUESTION &ANSWER SESSION

3) Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to

skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other -

body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Whoo what a

ride".

I'm surprised you haven't tried to marry him....!!

Credit where credit's due, FBW.... I'm happy giving anyone the clap....!! :003: :003:

Sorry - CCC - You deserve the clap for that....!!!! :015: :015: :015:

That's a classic - FBW - You deserve the clap for that....!!

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You know how much I love a good original joke, FW.... :003: :003:

That one's been on this site before, Mrs P.... Never mind though - it's the way you tell 'em.....!!!

That's terrible..... But very funny....!! :015: :015: :015:

Yes we all know that FBW.... but you shouldn't have posted that homo-erotica as well....!!