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  1. Well, he managed to squeeze through, just, but he will have to up his game to continue in the tournament and keep his childish tantrums in check.
  2. The whole thing
  3. I watched it when I got home from 5-0 down in the first set. Murray will never win a slam with that attitude he displayed for half of this match. As soon as he focused on the tennis he was on top again. He is a pain in the arse when he shows his petulance and It's about time the commentators stopped making excuses for him and told is as it is. He needs a good slap round the head from Judy to straighten him out, what a dummy spitter he must have been when he was young, were the toys ever in the pram? However, it was an enthralling match with the game so finely balanced that mistakes were punished by both players. Both players played some marvellous strokes but Murray certainly had the edge once he got over himself. The problem for Murray now is that he is a known slow starter and Troicki looked tired at the end of the fourth set. With Murray easing his ankle in, it may be Troicki that now has the better chance to progress, we'll see. The more aggressive style adopted by Murray could bail him out if he goes for it and looks for winners, but if he waits for it to happen with his typically passive play then he will be on his way home methinks. Still, he did well to control his temper after smashing two racquet's, what a dick, he should have lost the second set for that. The semi-final is looming for either player as Chela is not fancied to trouble either player so focus on the tennis Murray and give yer gob a break, oh, and send me some racquets instead of smashing them in public.
  4. You need to be quicker folks, only one left now.
  5. I now have three tickets face value ?20 for Saturday night show 4th June 2011. These were purchased for elderly relatives who are unfortunately unable to attend due to illness. These seats are prime seats in the centre of the stalls seating area, approx half way back, possibly N, can't remember row numbers. These seats are together in same row, I don't believe there are any more seats for sale from the box office in the stalls together. If anyone in the Glasgow area is free on the Saturday evening, mind and take a packed lunch with you........the show starts at 7:00pm until late o'clock, not sure if that is start time or doors open, I will check with box office. We don't collect our tickets until doors open on the day of performance, so would meet anyone at box office area. This is guaranteed to be one of the funniest evenings of your life, and Mr Dodds will not be touring many more times, don't miss out. PM me if interested, Cheers
  6. Nasty looking ankle job for Murray but he managed to run it off. He will be sore today though. At least he has a legitimate excuse if he falls short again. It actually improved his game when he wanted to make the rallies shorter, he fairly bashed away some big winners and playing like that was more entertaining than watching him play cat and mouse tennis.
  7. Thought I had entered the quote, cut'n paste world championships for a second. OK guys call it a draw and lets get back on track, point scoring has finished.
  8. Andy Murray in action just now against Bolelli, just started and one game all in first set. Murray not got to grips with the Italian yet. All these big games are live on BBC sport website, uk only I guess. Baltacha also playing just now, she is one break up, leading 4-3 in first set.
  9. Well done donald, you're through to the next round 100% of me said aye.
  10. Here we go again, clay court season is upon us. Nadal would have to be one of the big favourites, but Djokovic is the man on form just now, he is playing the best tennis of his life at the mo, although Andy Murray ran him close in Madrid. 37 straight wins and 7 titles for Djokovic is good practice for this tournament. Muray on court sometime today................or maybe tomorrow?
  11. tm4tj

    Lookalikes

    Suppose I had better trot out the old Davie Dodds v ET pictures again. Here we see Davie Dodds and here we have ET. I think you will agree, identical twins, separated at birth.
  12. Is that a strange choice for Golly, would have thought there were clubs closer to home that could have used his services? Must be something in it for him.
  13. How are they going to get in then
  14. Was it a female cop, what a heroin..............
  15. Oh..........planking; sorry.
  16. That's it folks, last report of the season put to bed and a great one it is from Alternative Maryhill. An emotional farewell to legends at the end of a great season for ICT. We hope you have enjoyed reading some of these articles brought to you by our own site members. Shakespeare, McGonagall, Cowboys, we tried it all this year and some of it was highly entertaining and well worth a read. If you can give these guys a round of applause I'm sure it will be appreciated. A lot of time and effort goes into producing some of these articles and all of our scribes have given up their spare time to provide us with what I would consider some of the best reports and previews around. A bit of humour, some name dropping, a few statistics and bingo, article ready. So, show your appreciation for these guys in particular who carried us through the season. Alternative Maryhill, Shakespeare or hombre's, fantastic literary license and built in humour and name dropper extraordinaire. Davie, our intrepid McGonagall re-incarnated former Arab..........on yer bike wee man. Ginger Jaggy, our office junior, who has repaired his spellchecker and come up with some superb previews and reports. And hislopsoffsideagain who started it off this season with the Queens Park preview and report. We also had one infamous guest reporter in the shape of Immortal Howden Ender who did a sixties revisited article for the Elgin City cup game, you don't get that stuff in the national press. Me, I just help by cutting & pasting the articles onto the site main page, and if it were not for Scotty and CaleyD, then none of this would be possible :werenotworthy: But hey, we are not the only ones on this site who can put pen to paper, so if anyone else fancies a go, drop me a PM before the start of the season and join in the journey of the famous ICT. Nearly forgot, here is the final report for this season. Grant and Russell, Kings amongst men.
  17. Some people think it's all over....................... It is now, 4-0 for Rangers.
  18. Flying start for Rangers at Killie, akin to our demolition of Ayr looks like seeing the helicopter pointing to Ayrshire. HT:- Killie 0-3 Gers Celtic 2-0 Well
  19. They would be better received than some old fuddy duddy.
  20. Inverness end season on a high. Simon Mensing's penalty miss summed up Hamilton's season as Inverness ended theirs with four wins on the trot thanks to goals from Richie Foran and Adam Rooney. Mensing had earlier equalised at the start of the second half but squandered the penalty opportunity by lashing the ball off the bar as Tuffey escaped with only a yellow for the foul on Dougie Imrie. Poignant scenes at the end for ICT fans as part of the fixtures and fittings Grant Munro and Russell Duncan left the field together for the last time in an Inverness Caledonian Thistle strip. Duncan had replaced Munro at half time as Grant had taken a knock just before the break. A combined total of 720 appearances and over 22 years experience through the infancy and teenage years of ICT, gone before you could say 'supercaleygoballistic'. The pantomime villain in all this, Terry Butcher. Only time will tell if Butcher's decision to release these assets were the correct decision, let's hope he has something big up his sleeve as these guys will be a hard act to follow. The Highland Marchers made their way to Hamilton after a tortuous battle against the elements. The Glens of Tromie inflicted the second setback to these foot soldiers, the first being the SPL fixture list. Torrential rain and whipping headwinds were conducive to quagmire like underfoot conditions which eventually saw the troops reluctantly concede some ground to the elements. A handshake and incisive tactical manoeuvre saw the soldiers outflank the wrath of God and they marched from Bannockburn to Hamilton in time for the final game of the season, minus a few toenails and some weary legs with blisters in abundance. This magnificent march should not be underestimated and congratulations to all those who totalled 500 miles between them. (Where did I put that Proclaimers record). No doubt these guys are made of stern stuff, and they typify the battling qualities and never say never attitude associated with their beloved football club. The roll call at the end of the march was the same as the one that left Inverness on Wednesday evening after the Hibs game, in fact it grew even bigger:- Yompa, Gringo, Gringo Junior, Beatonio, Dunco, Capital Caley, BA, and enhanced by a couple of Yompa siblings from Stirling onwards. Take a bow lads and put your feet up for a few minutes, you deserve it; now off and plan HM10! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th May 2011 New Douglas Park, Hamilton HAMILTON 1 - Mensing (50) TEAM: Cerny, Buchanan, Kilday, McDonald (Millar 69), McAlister, Chambers, Crawford (Mcglinchey 69), Mensing, Imrie, Neil, Hasselbaink (Hopkirk 58) SUBS: Murdoch, Hendrie, Wilkie, Gillepsie Booked: Imrie (69) Sent Off: none I.C.T. 2 - Foran (44), Rooney (57) TEAM: Tuffey, Tokely, Munro (Duncan 46), Gillet, Duff, Cox, Ross, Foran, Rooney, Sutherland (Sanchez 82), Doran SUBS: Esson, Morrison, MacDonald, Polworth, Odhiambo Booked: Tuffey (71) Sent Off: none Referee Iain Brines Attendance 2017 Alternative Maryhill fittingly provides us with the final report for season 2010-2011, great report for a great season A Farewell to Kings This was a day that should have provided, and in many respects did provide, a very satisfying end to a fine season; yet as Grant Munro and Russell Duncan, the last players up the tunnel, left the field for the final time as Caley Thistle players, the over-riding emotion amongst most of the travelling supporters was surely sadness, coloured perhaps with just a little apprehension about whether the brave new dawn Terry Butcher foresees at the club will leave the team in quite such a strong position this time next year. Obviously this isn’t the place to debate the wisdom or otherwise of the manager’s plans for the squad; suffice to say that if nothing else, they ensured that a game that might have been completely meaningless to ICT supporters will now live long in the memories of those who witnessed it. With our previous pre-match watering hole, Chambers, having closed down, the travelling support was scattered before the game, with some opting to head to Morrison’s to meet the Highland marchers for a fry-up, and others settling for the convenient option of the Academical Vault, opposite Hamilton West station. Contrary to some reports, it was not a cross between Al Swearengen’s saloon in Deadwood and the cantina in Star Wars (although some of the clientele would not have looked out of place in either), but rather a traditional Scottish small town pub, with reasonably-priced pints, friendly staff, pool tables and supporters of both teams mixing before and after the game. If ICT and Hamilton are drawn together in the cup or find themselves in the same division in the future, then this will be a fine place for our supporters to gather. Had this been, as it seemed it might have been a week previously, a game that could have preserved Hamilton’s SPL status, then surely the South Lanarkshire club would have opened all two of its stands and the gazebo; as it was, with nothing left for either team to play for, home and away supporters were shepherded into the main stand, and this turned out to have been an excellent decision as there was a really good-natured, bantering atmosphere between the two sets of supporters throughout the match. The ICT support was surprisingly large, and conducted itself superbly throughout, even when the stewards (who were, otherwise, friendly and sensible) moved the entire two back rows to other areas of the stand on the grounds that they were ‘obscuring the views of the people in hospitality’ – a little strange, given that the back two rows of the Hamilton support were not also asked to move. Anyway, as well as taking the chance to say goodbye to our own heroes, the supporters also enjoyed the opportunity of waving farewell to our ex-player-turned-pantomime-villain, Mr Douglas Imrie, who was serenaded with choruses of ‘Dougie Imrie Relegation’ and ‘Division One Dougie Imrie’ throughout, but never subjected to any of the unnecessary and unjustified abuse that he has suffered in the past. As far as most of us were concerned, however, this was Grant Munro’s and Russell Duncan’s day. As could have been predicted, Duncan started on the bench with Munro in the starting line up, and even before the teams came out, the Inverness half of the stand rang with chants of ‘Grant Munro – he’s one of our own’. When the players emerged, it was clear how much the support meant to Granty: he couldn’t stop acknowledging the supporters. Yet from the moment the game began, he was calmness and concentration itself, and didn’t put a foot wrong before his substitution at half time, apparently due to an injury caused by a firm challenge on Dougie Imrie. To Terry Butcher’s credit, he used Munro’s injury as an opportunity to give Russell Duncan a final appearance, and Russell too was given a fantastic reception by the Inverness supporters and seemed visibly moved by it. The match itself was the epitome of end of season fare, with the teams sharing possession evenly and creating very few chances, although the BBC’s claim that the only two attempts on goal ICT had were their goals is stretching it a little far: Adam Rooney had at least one other shot in the first half. Hamilton were, however, marginally the better team in the first period, with Imrie in particular looking determined to create some positive final memory of the SPL for the Accies supporters, but whenever they got to the edge of the ICT area, they were either let down by poor final balls or stifled by efficient Caley Thistle defending. The Inverness players, meanwhile, seemed understandably content to contain Hamilton and look for opportunities to counter attack, and among the more satisfying aspects of the performance were the increasing influence and confidence of both Nick Ross and Aaron Doran, the latter looking more and more like a player Terry Butcher should attempt to sign should Blackburn decide that he is surplus to requirements. It was Doran who ultimately helped make the difference between the teams in the first half, although he was ably assisted by Grant Munro, who broke out of defence with the ball at his feet and moved through the midfield before releasing Doran on the right wing. Munro continued his run into the box, drawing the Hamilton defenders so that when Doran’s deep cross went towards the back post, Richie Foran, running in to meet it, was completely unmarked and able to bury his header in the net. Hamilton were spurred into attack by Foran’s goal and almost immediately after the restart created their best chance of the match, with Imrie firing in a fierce shot from the right hand corner of the penalty area that the excellent Jonny Tuffey met with a strong hand to push over the bar. So after a first half that had seemed longer than almost any all season, all the excitement was crammed into three minutes before half time. The only other real moment of note was an unfortunate accident involving Top Six Next Year and a lava-temperature coffee that turned the big man’s hand into a withered, Terrahawk-style claw: a final act of ‘f___ you SPL’ defiance from the Hamilton pie stall staff, maybe?... Half time: Hamilton 0 – Caley Thistle 1 Within five minutes of the second half starting, Accies were level, when Simon Mensing rose unmarked in the box – possibly a consequence of Grant Munro’s forced absence? – and powerfully headed home Ali Crawford’s corner from close range. This might have provided the impetus for Hamilton to go on and take control of the game, but instead it seemed to provoke the Inverness players to up their performance levels a little: Caley Thistle were the better team for most of the rest of the half, and re-established a lead just seven minutes later when Nick Ross stole the ball from Crawford and successfully took on the Hamilton defence before sliding the ball to Rooney who calmly sidefooted home his 22nd goal of the season – and perhaps his last in Inverness colours? For the next fifteen minutes, ICT were comfortably in control, but with twenty minutes remaining, Hamilton were handed the opportunity to equalise when their best player, Imrie, broke into the right hand side of the penalty area after robbing the otherwise impressive Kenny Gillet and was brought down by Tuffey. Tuffey escaped with a yellow card, then Simon Mensing summed up the disappointment of Hamilton’s season, and lent a certain gloomy irony to Billy Reid’s pre-match lament about the number of penalties that had been awarded against Hamilton, by hammering the dead ball off the crossbar. Ten minutes later, Dougie Imrie had another chance to salvage something from the game, but Jonny Tuffey underlined how much ICT are blessed in their goalkeepers by making another fine block. Terry Butcher, meanwhile, gave a third departing player his chance to receive an ovation from the Caley Thistle support when Dani Sanchez, an erratic but often valuable contributor to the team over the past two seasons, was given the final ten minutes of the game as a substitute for the industrious Shane Sutherland. Thereafter the game petered out, with Caley Thistle’s players easily retaining possession and each successful pass rewarded with a cheers from the satisfied Inverness support, and when Hamilton’s final attack ended somewhat symbolically with a cross from the right being driven into the referee’s hind quarters, Iain Brines decided to bring the game to an end. Full time: Hamilton 1 - Caley Thistle 2 As the Hamilton players departed the scene, Terry Butcher and his team came over to take a well-deserved ovation from the Inverness supporters, and Adam Rooney, perhaps signalling that he sees his future lying away from Inverness, threw his shirt into the crowd. Yet despite our gratitude to the whole team, the supporters’ thoughts were not, unlike last year at Somerset Park, focused on the successful manager and his star striker. Rather, they were with two players who have remained steadfastly loyal to the club and have been at the heart of ICT during their journey from lower league football, through promotion pushes, giant-killing feats, Scottish Cup semi-finals, managerial changes, relegation battles and record-breaking runs, and who have undoubtedly achieved legendary status among Inverness fans: Russell Duncan and Grant Munro. Thank you for everything. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Well that's it folks from the editorial team for this seasons Previews and Reports. There has been some fantastic stuff to write about and some marvellously inventive and creative literacy on display. We have had some fun relating our tales, hope you have enjoyed our various styles. Where else would you get previews in the theme of Shakespeare, or McGonagall, or even the Wild West. We have also tried to make all the articles easy to digest, some maybe more edible than others but if you enjoyed them great, if you found them hard to swallow, then leave us some feedback and we will make them easier to chew. Many thanks to all our contributors and we hope to be back for the new season, maybe even pre-season, enjoy.
  21. Grant Munro off at half time and Russell Duncan on as Simon Mensing equalises
  22. Well well, Imrie loses the ball in the middle of the park, Doran sprints forward and crosses towards the goal, Foran makes sure, 0-1. Against the run of play. Imrie almost makes amends but Tuffey makes a great save. Half time 0-1.
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