davie

Davie, Struan, Paul and kyle J on Kath's bus. Bring it on!

Why not? There's not one team in that division that ICT should be scared of. None of them will approach the standard of an SPL top 6 side, and if you recall it was seriously close between the rest of the SPL last season. It stands to reason that we should, therefore be better prepared for the scrap.We have better leadership. We have no great expectation (if over half of ICT fans by your sample) and we have an infrastructure that has survived it's recent change remarkably well. IMHO, it will come down to ICT and scumdee, and the first four games will give a real indication of where we will go from there. See you at East End Park for a win in the sunshine.

That'll do nicely.

Not bad, especially 1st half. I agree with all the comments about Sanchez & Bulvitis - both look the real deal. Lionel was awful, nearly as bad as Rooney who was one dimensional and slow. He ain't no target man striker; we'd be better bringing back Hyslop.

There were more good than bad points, though so I'm not shy**ing myself about Dunfarmland, Scumdee etc.

Directions to Forres? Drive through Nairn until the smell dies down?

I'll be there +3. Is that a hint of crow steppped vernacular gable I see on top of that building? And does it lurk in the shadow of a pit bing?

My bike. that's it.

Same :P

Well, it's an easier list to make than some of the above; I think they're running a scrappie. Me bike's a planet x carbon roadie..whee!

My bike. that's it.

1. Nae toffs in Dundee

2. Nae Horses either, ate them in pehs.

3. Foxes were trained across the road, and I'm jealous - I spent most of my formative years wanting to dig up Dens and p*sh on it.

Seeing as everyone is quoting their male offspring, mine thinks it's "nobad" (alloneword) and I reckon it's about as good as errea will come up with. I'll buy it.

Will somebody please notice that we have Foran up front this year, who is a proven goalscorer. Once Oddy Hambone is fixed, that should see the demise of Barrowman, and hey presto, we have a team that can and will beat Dundee at will.

I just don't know that I could stomach going to Dens to watch it....

Anybody else find it amazing how many forms of transport avoid Dunfermline like a cruise to Invergordon? We'll go by car, if the driver can be persuaded. I believe "ram raiding" has a distinctly fife flavour to it.

Pirates at Livi? I've nae dignity so I'm up for it. Can I bring me parrot? He's called Struan.......

I'm wanting the 2016 version NOW. Looks like a lovely kind of place to teach the tinks what a roof is.

Happy Birthday to the Kinmylies pin up! Another class bash has to be on the cards girl, I've just about got over the hangover from mine.

Davie

xx

Camera flash? How's about every fan takes a gun. When the oppo are about to shoot, we shoot them. Should make the dump known as an "intimidating" sorta venue, and even if there are only lets say a thousand fans at a game, one of us should hit the target.

Sat upon by Hattie Jaques

Ill just go for the usual bloodhound gang level of subtelty - "I hope you die" seems appropriate. I would say listen to the CB references in the lyrics, but the mods would get me into trouble so I won't.

AYR definitely. Probably the worst ground in Scotland? :020:

MORTON definitely. Ever been to a stadium constructed of empty buckfast bottles? :D

DUNDEE i'd rather burn :008:

DUNFERMLINE first gemme of the season, got to really

RAITH ROVERS I love the smell of linoleum and fish :(

LIVI shoppings good, I like italians

QoS definitely, although I'll need my passport for going that far. And jabs.

PARTICK TH One simply has to visit one ground in Glasgow that disnae reek of bile

C*UNTY Same as QoS, but I'll only need the jabs :D

There you have it. Everywhere on our Div1 social deprivation tour of Scotland

truly

ping pong

What bollocks. MP's are paid roughly what senior managers in local government get, and considerably less than middle mangers in London private sector jobs. And yet, we ask them to make the most onerous decisions (which at least 50% of us are bound to object to because of the voting system) on our behalf. No party in power would dare to address the issue because of the headlines it would generate and so MP's have been allowed to top up their take homes as a means of getting a more representative (not necessarily fair) salary.

When the kind of media feeding frenzy that has accompanied this issue happens, do you honestly blame them? We're just getting the logical conclusion of a system that we have allowed for years.

Telegraph? bunch of self righteous bar stewards.

Its the vodka. Which means that he would

a) Make more sense than Grassa

B) Cost ICT less than Grassa

c) Actually find some players whilst T&J are on holiday (even if they are in rehab)

which sank

Do we not have some muppets who could keep him company?

FOC