TheresNoEsInBlack

The fact that Calderwood has stuck up for Brewster in the press just highlights Brewster's weakness.

Anyone think of further examples of managers sticking up for other managers in this way when they're in the midst of a sh*t storm??

I sit in the North Stand and I have tourette's syndrome so it may have been me who offended you. So I'm f***ing sorry ok. Just think how f***ing lucky you are to be able to sit in church or the f***ing library... I can't do things like that so I have to go to football matches to fit in and now you're trying to take that away from me as well.

The police do this all over the place where there are big crowds... T in the Park, Rock Ness, Septic & Rangers matches down here in Glasgow, street demonstrations etc. Don't worry about it, unless you're ripping out seats in the stands! I'm guessing they're only doing it at our matches because they've got the kit and are supposed to use it. Either that or they are building a database of people's faces that use naughty sweary words at football matches.

Maybe a post on the club website by the police explaining what its all about would help folk understand.

Rest in Peace Jock

Yes. He's taken the team as far as he can and I don't think we should've taken him back anyway.

The power of Ross "Ark of the Covenant" Tokely causes another Killie player to just melt.

I received the following text from one of my degenerate Rangers-supporting pals. I'm going to choose to laugh along as that was absolute p1sh today.

"Nessie, jimmy shand, robbie shepherd, elspeth and angus mctoot, charles kennedy, lassie the dug, highland coos, donnie munro fae runrig and aw the sheep... your boys took one hell of a beating!"

Furthermore, the company I work for is full of huns, so you can imagine the p1sh I'm gonna have to put up with on Monday. So, to the team, cheers for that ya bunch of wallopers.

When did the squad go to Glasgow? Yesterday or this morning?

yesterday.

Does the whole squad always travel together?

When did the squad go to Glasgow? Yesterday or this morning?

My cousin wan 4 tickets to the Rangers v ICT game on Saturday

BUT

I think the tickets are in the Rangers end do you think i would be allowed to wear my ICT top in the Rangers end or would that be inapprorpiate action seen by the stewards

any help thanked

Michael

Don't wear your shirt pal, they're animals down here in the big smoke. All it takes is one idiot to say something to you and bang, you're in jail for battering 5 of them.

You could hand out food to them though, a bag of fruit or something because many of them look like they haven't had a good feed in a while... Kinda pasty looking and impoverished. I feel a bit sorry for them.

If we go back down to the 1st division we might NEVER get back up. Let's not even think about that and stay positive for this season.

"Inverness always do well at home"

We don't ALWAYS do well at home at all! What guff reasoning from him again...

We:

Lost to Hamilton

Drew with Hibs

Lost to St Mirren

Beat Kilmarnock

Lost to Celtic

So that's 3 losses, a draw and one win at home. Aye, we ALWAYS do well at home Billy

You'll not have any bother in Inverness mate. My folks are from Lanarkshire and didn't want me being brought up in an environment where it mattered what school you went to, so they moved to the Highlands before I was born and are still there today. Its a cracking place to live and bring up a family. Just look at the fine human being I turned out to be

Billy Connolly once said that folk in the Highlands don't always appear to take to you straight away but once they do, you'll need an operation to get them off you.

Have a good time in Inverness and try and make it along to see a game.

I texted my mate Stevie, a manky mob affiliate, to ask him his opinion of the game so far. He says:

"F*cken awful. I hate playin youse. Always a hard game at that narrow wee ground."

Note the shocking standard of Chick Young-style written english characteristic of the uneducated masses of the central belt. Also, notice him grasping at straws with his excuse for them not winning so far. I have pointed out to him that our pitch has the same dimensions as theirs.

Blackie better watch himself! Could so easily been off there. One more and he will be

quite happy with how we are doing so far. we dont have much up front (sorry Garry) but we are working hard and defence for the most part looking somewhat more solid than usual

Hahahaha cheers! pmsl I meant can you give me a clue as to where to watch it without mentioning the name?

getting live video too, thanks to a site I am not allowed to mention

Can you give clues Scotty?

Dodds says:

"They just surprise you sometimes either by winning a game you don't expect them to or by losing a match they probably should win."

Correct me if I'm worng but has he hasn't predicted we'll win any games this season.

Further evidence that he just talks peesh.

Following his respected reasoning, we could win tomorrow.

Very sad indeed. Rest in peace and thanks for being one of the good guys.

(ps. Someone mentioned his approach to signing ICT players but I think our own manager was to blame for that - that's another thread though.)

Think I am working that weekend, but if not I maywell help out.

Just a thought, but would it not be easier to put the flyers into the matchday programme?

Not everyone will buy a programme...

Aye it's a bug ger when you see Hibs winning with an offside goal and ICT getting denied

a goal and therefore possible draw !

I know, but them's the breaks. We'll get payback

In fairness to Doddsy he got it right so having started the thread I will eat a slice of humble pie THIS WEEK

He is ,however, still a bias little .....pundit.

There's no skill involved if he says we're gonna lose EVERY week. He's bound to be right eventually... I stopped clock is right twice a day.

Did Caley not play Stirling Albion at Falkirk's ground years ago in a cup midweek game?

Only Stirling Albion game I can recall was @ Stirling a couple of years ago, 6-0 to ICT in the Scottish

Score was 1 - 6 in that game.

<- I'm in the pic with the anorak

I'll just take this opportunity to summarise BBC coverage of ICT this weekend.

* Full match commentary from Kheredine Idessane and Brian Irvine on 92-95FM in the Highlands and Islands and on the internet wherever it's contractually allowed to be sourced.

* Open All Mics across Scotland (and I think on the web too?) on 103.5-105FM with Jim Spence.

* Sportscene with updates and full time report from Kenny MacIntyre on BBC1 Scotland from 4:30.

* Match report and reaction on Sports Report on all Radio Scotland frequencies at 6:30.

* Webcast from Kheredine and Brian. Should be up from early evening.

* Post match interviews from Kenny. Should also be on the internet from early evening.

* Internet highlights from whatever time tomorrow the contract allows it.

* TV highlights with Richard Gordon at 10:35 on Monday evening.

* I think I'll tune into Open All Mics from the dry and warmth of the Ross County press box this afternoon where I'll be compiling part of Moday morning's BBC Local sports bulletin. Local bulletins are on every morning at 0750 (and at various other times especially 0654, 1254 and 1654) on 92-95FM in the Highlands and Islands with ICT (and other) news every Monday and Friday plus other times when relevant.

Never mind that, have you done your marking?

I reckon I win. My utter guff Dodds-style prediction is pretty much what he is saying, same score too. How predictable.

Dodds is a bathroom with bidet... (a complete sh*te house)