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Caley Fish

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  1. Jammy get :014: had my first one yesterday (Economics) it was pretty easy but it didn't help that I started revising on Tuesday. Now I don't have another one untill advanced higher Chemistry on the 30th.
  2. :015: :015: Now that's commitment :021:
  3. Stereophonics - Local Boy in a Photograph. Classic Tune :021:
  4. In the heat of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him." There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab him." There was a hunter farther around the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.... "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish . I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch." Now you probably think there has been enough activity, but I can tell you there's more.... A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich." A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly ... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .. then I can have mouse for lunch." The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots the bear.. The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse.. The mouse ducks...The cat falls into the water and drowns. The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some ***** is in serious danger. :002:
  5. Or if you have sky you could have watched it on that. I'm so glad Barca won it cause I hate Arsenal so much. I expected Ronaldinho to tear them to shreds but he was pretty disappointing.
  6. According to the draw *here* Portugal never did enter a team to the intertoto cup.
  7. Do we get to rub this into them down south continuously for the next 40 years now :001:
  8. I've got higher economics on Wednesday and Adv Higher Chemistry on the 31st. I really should start revising
  9. Still Game!! :021: :021: :021:
  10. It would be ironic if Brew had lost the changing room due to him giving them extra training as did Ian McCall not lose the dressing room when hwe refused to give them extra training sessions?
  11. Dammit I didn't realise the game was on telly :008: but what a result and we'll win the tournament now aslong as we don't lose by more than 2 goals :021:
  12. Reduced ticket prices have to be a priority because as Rig said £15 is absolutely rediculous.
  13. Woohoo:021: ! I did actually get tickets for the Sunday yesterday. Bloody Royal Mail :008:
  14. I tried with all my family but got sweet FA.
  15. I thought you were meant to be playing me? :014:
  16. Caley Fish

    FUN GAME

    By clicking on the ball 73 times without it hitting the ground :001:
  17. Caley Fish

    FUN GAME

    I press print screen and paste the screenshot into paint and upload the file into photo bucket or some other photo hosting service and use the url to post on here.
  18. :finger01: :finger02: :finger03: :finger05: :finger06: :finger07: :finger08:
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