Alan Simpson

Haha classic brother! Who knows maybe the former traffic cone get his hands on the Scottish Cup yet!

I don't even have a job the now season ticket was a struggle unless sleepslagger your a man who obvs nos people put a word in for a fellow caley boi!

Are we skint or what then more cuts required on the playing front?? Foran should kit us out free gratis with his new sportswear kit seeing as it was that Fudd along with the previous chairman who backed him who have pretty much fcked our club!

Credit where credits due the big yin formerly known as traffic cone played well even a bit of showboating with the back heeler!

Watching the game yesterday White would be mint in a 2 up top he actually held the ball up well yesterday and created a couple of chances he's improved for sure from a traffic cone to a grafter dunno if our midfield would get overrun with 2 up top but we'd defo score goals

I thought that was no bad a game wee Mac Donald's a cracking player should have won by more goals White played ok good wee back heeled from him! The Irish winger doesn't look the fittest tho eh he's defo 1 for nxt season

Surely there mummy's can leave the roast in the microwave they've Welsh ass to kick!

If only that was a pre season trophy eh we'd have won the league I'm on the wind up course it's good to win a cup just a shame cunty will win this 1!

The young team be in there element they won't no who to chase wielding the usual Buckie half bottles

Haha they weren't exactly fighting of the clunge believe me! I'm saying it's a lame duck cup I was over the players like some groupie with Harry styles!

See if old crater face gardynes got a point do we just raise our game for cunty are the troops short changing us???

5-1 on Scott kellager taking over the catering next season! Think be a narrow win the day 2-1

Wouldn't open the curtains to watch that a pathetic trophy anyway even our players looked embarrassed to have a fenced of VIP bit in club trop last year! Spraying lambrini about like they'd won the champions league lol!

He wasn't that bad least he was exciting gotta agree terrible swap deal like swapping a running motor for a car with no engine tbh!

Soon see if gardynes on to something tho if it's a gash game against Morton

Think he is decent but tbh rather see young mcgregor or 1 of our own young team getting minutes least they'll be here nxt season!

No wonder Robbos a hearts legend!! Mulraneys actually playing ok now as well! Maybe jambos do us a turn on the nxt deal eh! Hopefully Beith will play again at some level

More of a sack the manager and slate the players type of guy myself each to there own tho eh

A mad obsession on here for knocking the board in same as you don't care who's on it or what they do long as wev a half decent team on the park! Board are doing what they can no billionaires on it I'm afraid!

Your right drapers a great player I'd have a fair few of there players defo gardyne and Lyndsey! Even rat face Billy back! Where's wee roddy mcgregor these days he was shaping up 2 be a top prospect for us

Any chance of getting some scantily clad "dancers" for half time entertainment Saturday keep the good vibes going Iv a few contacts in private eyes could send u there numbers!

Wev still got some class in our team doran tremarco and Polly would walk in to there first team! No doubts wev a more expierienced manager hoped there pair would crash and burn like foran did no signs of it yet maybe now wer down to the nitty gritty bit of the season tho!

Haha gotta admit warming to the big man after last night have his name on the back of my top if he keeps it up

Haha she was gloating last night for sure brother!

Fair play to White he got us thro hopefully he can kick on from this get the concrete out of his boots and score a few in the league cmon big yin we no you've a player in there finish the season strong you might not end up at Elgin!