Gringo

What a fantastic week that was - out on the road with some truely amazing people, this is what HMing is all about. I'll be compiling a 'match report' soon so I wont bore you hear with that.

Suffice to say that all who took part - even for a few miles, were pure class and it was a pleasure to be in your company along the route.

My HM4 experience hit a sour note on the way home as we (that's Mrs G and Me) endured the journey from ****. Our overnight sleeper service from Inverness was cancelled at Edinburgh due to works on the line. We were woken up from our slumber at 0140 and had then had to endure a coach journey down to Preston which didn't leave until just before 0300. This got to Preston at around 0640. We eventually got home at 1000. Journey time by rail from Inverness to Coventry was 13hrs 35 mins - would have been quicker to walk.....

They'll do the whole lot (if they can stay out of the pub at Tomatin)...

....probably want be open when we go past. Then again, maybe it will... :?

He's on heat too.....it's gonna be tricky then thar woods.. :shock:

No, not one bit.

Do they know what they've let themselves in for, even for just a day? 8)

Well I reckon Mark Brown has kept us alive on more than one occasion this season with some great dispalys in goal. So he gets my vote.

From Sunday just four walkers - plus special guests.

Team Gringo:-

Beatonio

Egg

Gringo Jnr

Gringo

CaleyD is the 'Gringo support crew.

Team Yompa:- (From Wednesday after the Falkirk match)

Yompa

Caley Canary is the 'Yompa support crew.

Friendlies - None

League - Three (Will be five by end of season)

League Cup - Two

Scottish Cup - None

Somewhat below my usual standard....must do better!

We're hoping to reach the Elizabeathan pub on Halbeath Rd by around 1 pm.

I doubt if many ICT fans will travel down to Livingston on Saturday by rail, but, if you are then you'll need to know of this:-

Engineering work closes the railway between Gleneagles and Perth from Saturday 29 April until Wednesday 3 May 2006

Saturday 29 April 2006 to Wednesday 3 May 2006

Due to engineering work:

GNER services via Stirling will be diverted via Ladybank. Road replacement services are in operation between Edinburgh, Falkirk, Stirling, Gleneagles and Perth

First Scotrail services from Glasgow Queen Street to Aberdeen, Dundee or Elgin will either divert via Falkirk High and Fife to Dundee or terminate at Dunblane.

Road replacement services are in operation between Larbert, Stirling, Dunblane, Gleneagles, Perth and Dundee

http://nrekb.nationalrail.co.uk/service_bu...tAndFuture.html

Would like to come aboard but will not be able to. Jnr and me hit Sneck just after 0800 on Saturday but have a lot of preparations to do up there for HM4 - not least the big shopping spree.

She wouldn't stand a chance of making it to Longman Rounabout.

Can't stand the dizzy tube me....

Count us in for three shares.

xx

Sanity stops at 8 a.m on 30th.

We will be prepared for any amushes in the woods (and other points along the roue if I know Yompa like I know Yompa). We will be armed with grenade's and other useful items of attack. Which reminds me - someone's nicked my sword from HM3.....

Looks like i'll have the pleasure again this year Gringers, if only for one day :D

Superb - you'll be able to give G Jnr a piggy-back over Slochd...

Yes, Team Gringo will have the flag but, by the time we reach Friday, I reckon it may well be inserted into a certain orifice of Yompa... :shock:

We will all be fully briefed on potential ambush's en route to Sluggan Bridge and well prepared for any attack! :roll:

Team Gringo has now completed the 'fine tuning' of the route south to Dunfermline and is attatched below.

We will start from the Tulloch Caledonian Stadium at 08:00 hrs on Sunday 30th April and we would appreciate a good send off.

Yes, an early start I know, and it could be tough for some of you to make it especially after celebrating our win at Livingston, but it would be nice to see some of you. At least you'll be able to go back to bed afterwards - we've got 23 miles to walk :roll:

Team Yompa will be a one man band and he will keep the 'tradition' alive by starting out from the TCS after the game against Falkirk on Wednesday night and yomp down the road to catch up with Team Gringo.

It's going to be tough week for all of us and your support would be very much appreciated throughout the route. We would welcome anyone who would like to join us en route - even for a couple of miles - at any stage during the event.

Don't forget to buy your Highland March tickets - only £1.

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Nicked it off a biker site.....the verse:-

The floater just will not be flushed,

It lays there looking smug,

It's best to drop it in the sink,

And push it down the plug....

..had me laughing so much I just had to share with everyone....

Now that's dedication! :D

If it was the jackpot i'd show my erse to the boss, close the door on the way out and head for Inverness. Pump loads of cash into ICT, buy a nice wee place and spend the rest of my days going backwards and forwards to the Clachnaharry Inn.

Good innit?

An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway

through she leans over and says, " I just had a silent fart. What do you think I

should do?"

He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

A slippy poo will shoot right out,

So hurry if you can,

It fires as soon as you sit down,

And rockets down the pan.

A jagged poo will rip and tear,

The inside of your bum,

It's filled with lumps & nuts & bumps,

You'll wish your arse was numb.

A splashy one drops like a bomb,

A boulder from your crack,

It hits the water at full speed,

And saturates your back.

The floater just will not be flushed,

It lays there looking smug,

It's best to drop it in the sink,

And push it down the plug....

...But of them all the nicest one,

Slips cleanly from your hole,

There is no need to wipe at all,

It saves on toilet roll!

Lieutenant Gringo....I'm gonna be a Captain after HM4 don't you know.

Wire brush and Detol.....?

Happy birthday young uns....don't go drinking now will you? :boldred: