Gringo

The last car I had came in a box with 'Corgi' written on the side of it. :001: :004:

Well, I should be Scotland (Inverness area) on that date. I reckon we should kick off the season a home - I base that on the fact that the past two seaons we've started away from home. But, this is the SPL so anything could happen.

Oh dear! This could go on... :015: :015:

Biscuit- A small, crisp, flat cake, often sweetened.

Cake - A mixture of flour, eggs, milk, sugar, etc baked and often covered in icing.

As Jaffa isn't 'crisp' I'll say its a cake. :005:

He's also instructed his solicitor to make sure she hasn't got a leg to stand on in a divorce case.

Reginald Molehusband - gone to the great driving school in the sky I shouldn't wonder. What the **** prompted you to rememer him?

You're trying to get me to watch Eurovision arn't you ?.... :004:

Innoshvativesh

Preliminaryaryary

Froliferacation

Cinmnammoonnz

Eazy peazzy, I'vez shed all ofs themsh wurdz wizz no pwoblumz at a'....

With a name like Daz its bound to clean up... :001:

Where's Leicester?

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Can't stand the wretched prog' - never have done - never will do. Pile of kak...

Good thinking that...nice one.. :004:

Bit pricey for a fake don't you think? Nice though.

Aye, you're right. The Arsenal goal was the result of a bad decission. Def' a dive that one.

However, I did here that one of the linesmen had to be replaced before kick-off because he was photgraphed wearing a Barca' shirt.

Not bad a game as it turned out but was totally spoilt by some very bad refereeing decissions. Shame Arsenal couldn't hang on but, I suppose, Barca's class told in the end. Could have been a differant strory had it been 11 against 11.

D'ya mean I've got to work it out one day? :blush02:

Could be a bit of Fruit and Nut? :001:

...true son, very true..........but I know how (and when) to use a camera. Oh what a wicked father I am...fnaaar fnaaar... :001:

If Barca' get an early goal it'll be all over by half time.

However, its got nowt nowt written all over it.

...I've just gotta try that one day... :015: :015:

No Munro's today eh? Have a good at work ya bampot....

Variation on a theme.....

Two boiled sweets are sat in a bar, one of them is orange and the other one is blue. The orange boiled sweet says to his mate, "i'm the hardest toughest meanest boiled sweet there is, I tell ya, no other boiled sweets better mess with me!". The blue boiled sweet looks up from his pint and says "you know what, I believe you, if you say you are the hardet toughest meanest boiled sweet there is, thats thats good enough for me... the two boiled sweets carry on drinking. A minute later, a green boiled sweet bursts through the door and barges past the orange boiled sweets to get the bar where he promptly orders a double vodka... downs it in one and leave, the whole time the orange boiled sweet has done nothing but look nervously into his drink. Again, the green boiled sweet barges past as he's on his way out. Looking up from his drink the blue boiled sweet says to his mate "hey! I though you were supposed to be the hardest boiled sweet about! what happened there?!". The orange boiled sweet looks up sheepishly and says... "well i'm not messing with him... he's menthol!"

Ah..that's so saaaaaad, I'll never eat chocolate again.... :019: :019:

Nowt wrong with that - he played the ball, fair and square! :015: :017: