Dargo20 once told us David Proctor wasn't going anywhere.
Anyway, Dargo's GF, is that move 'down south' over the border or Fifeshire or Central belt. Truth is anywhere you go outside Inverness will be a rat infested hellhole full of muggers, junkies, scroungers, vandals, hooligans and, generally, all round bad people so for your own peace of mind and personal safety it would be best to stay in Sneck. And just think of the buying power you'll have with all Craigs extra cash. You'll be able to live like a WAG. Hit the designer stores of Sneck by day and the posh restuarants and nightclubs by night. The city has everything you'll ever need lass. Just imagine, you could end up in Dundeh eating peh, in a flat with a view of the murky teh.