Two future ICT managers having what surely would have been a great tussle, before ICT even existed. Captions?

 

"Inverness?  Thae teuchters in the Highland League?  Awa' an stick yer crystal ball where the sun disnae shine!".

“I’m telling ye pal, vegan croissants are the future”

Hughes: “You’re gonnae get 3 months in Barlinnie.”

Dunc: “Ha! You're gonnae get 6 months at Ross County!”

That's a great picture.  Their movement is so synchronised it looks as though they could be a couple on "Strictly"

As for caption, maybe they're singing and dancing to   "Anything you can do, I can do better".