CaleyJulz

Hey is my family still alive you are all very quiet these days or are ya all just sitting in a drunken stupor!!!

OK THEN IF ITS NOISE YA WANT ITS NOISE YA GET !!

Now i feel safe now uncle gringo i will getting me mp3 player already etc this week i cannae wait

Right this aint funny anymore lol im doing this walk outta the goodness of me heart and the thought of being ambushed is scaring me :D so i warn my now my mouth will go into overdrive if anybody tries to scare me lol and oh the the fun will start with the singing so please be nice to me for yer own sanitiy !!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

OI WHO IS THAT AIMED AT

ive got a song for the march for Laura nd i who wants to hear it ??????

ive got a song for the march for Laura nd i who wants to hear it ??????

Sis and i were supporting the WHOLE team we had a very good day out why do people take things outta context ??

ohhhhh and ive just thought of the best song fo us by the killers goes like this i got sole but im not a soldierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Lt Gringo this little privite will be bright eyed and bushy tailed and ready to report for duty at tcs for 8am i have even turned down a night on the town.

Mum i am always good always home ealry it thoses sisters ans brothers ya gotta watch !!

EWWWWWWWWW UNCLE GRINGO THATS JUST SO MINGING BUT FUNNY !!

Its lovely in Ardersier today i was out in the park with me kids and just had to have a shot on the swings etc it was great fun .

While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a U.S. Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the U.S. Air crew, screaming: "U.S. Air 2771, where the **** are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, U.S. Air 2771?" "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of U.S. Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

No you wont bruv lol takes longer than 5 mins to annoy me and if i dont wanna let someone annoy me then i try me best not to let em so beware it will be hareder for you to annoy me than you think.

No i dont bruv but it will be good practice for me and laura so we will start on the walk being nice etc

well as you can be cheeky i can prracticwe not being gobby on the walk i guess bruv

:angel: This party is going to be ace i can feel it in me bones i am already praticing being nice and not witty or cheeky as there is a big wet cold deep sea to close for comfort its gonna be really hard for me grrrr but i will do it not be cheeky once !!! :D

he he he he hts a good one maimie

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an org@sm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?" The woman nodded, "Pepper."

Today i checked with the police about having a beach party and wohoooooooooo we are allowed to have one as long as we dont sell drink but i told him we wont be cause it will all be nicked fae tescos and morrisons for us to drink ... anyway we are allowed but it will have to be on the beach about a mile fae nairn so all we need to do now is get organising so how does the 29th july sound to everyone. That way it gives us planty time to organise drink and the bbq and i am going to making us name badges and we are all going to get teeshirts with a family motto on the back ohhh and beware i will be lurking with my video camera so could all those intresed or who can help with organising pm me please ..... COME ON YOU KNOW WE NEED A CALEYNESS FAMILY **** UP !!!

THE CATS OUT OF THE BAG NOW BEASTIE LOL ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ODD ABOUT YOU !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!

Hey thats cool uncle gringo cant wait to see ya will try make it the last saturday in july ermmm are me cousins coming ???