CaleyJulz

On the subject of angels sis and i were perfect little angels on sat night !!!!

Wow i got 11/14 i can tell a right erse a mile off !!!

All i can say is dont count yer chickens before they hatch as im planning lifting the cup !!!

Hey uncle Gringo yer pics are really good lol can ya send me the one with sis unckle yompa and myself please ?

My kids love going to the football but the £15 a child is not on i am £30 for me 2 kids then myself then all the extras busses lunch in town juice etc at half time so a consiesson thing for kids would be great and rigs idea of a bus to TCS would be great .

Jane lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Jane says she'll go out, but doesn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the mountains. Their first night there, she undresses as does he. There she stands nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, while he is in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." the following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in his birthday suit...except that he has a black condom over his erection. She looks at him and asks, "What's with the black condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

RIG if sis and i had seen that thing 1st thats just what we would have done knocking jnr over on the way as he is a cheeky wee monkey.

NO PINT FOR YOU NOW YOUNG MAN ANYWAY YOUR TO YOUNG YA FECKING CHEAT SIS AND I DID OUR BIT FAIR AND SQUARE TUT.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww a sticker just for sis nd i how sweet . :angel03: :angel04: :angel11: :angel12: :angel12: :angel12: :angel12: :angel12: :angel12:

i wannna play im getting good at this pool thing can i play someone and join in

lololol johnboy

i sent grnnny that one i deserve the clap lol thats not fair fecking typical family fecking steling me jokes but still loves ya granny

i wanna play im good at pool

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," hesays, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues 65 mph.And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." Moral of the Story: Women are clever!!! Don't mess with them!!

A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his ***** and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the ***** to 24 inches. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said, "How about we try the African string- and weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his ***** A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied. "Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?" "No, it's turned black.

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells! Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"

Beatonio i have fully recovered now thanks blisters are all heald sunburn is now all lovely and brown and yes we did yak all the way but it was intresting yakking well was to us and yes we will be there next year we are planning to do the 1st and last leg so you are now warned .!!!

Lol that is so fecking funny i really hope me accent aint as strong as that man fae sneck. :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

ermmmmm right form an ordely que you lot but hey im in the front

Hey beatonio you were very quiet on the wee stroll ermm hows the arm ???

Lol ive been in the changing room all those sexy bodies was bliss mmmmm wonder who i want 1st .

I myself have a child with speacial need and disablilites and the club and fans have been amazing to us we have got so many good really nice new friends the club i have never hd any issues with the club over taking in his big buggy they have always been so helpfull and yes as we have some close friends we will now do away games to .

Wohoooo granny thinks we are all sweet and innocent which of course we are aint we sis?? :angel12: now wheres my halo that stays on !!!

LOLOL THE MAD CALEYNESS ON BB FECKING **** THAT WOULD BE A LAUGH AND A HALF GOD THE SHOW WOULD BE BEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPED OOT ALL THE TIME !!!