CaleyJulz

King Beastie will you come and be our vip guest and perform that at the beech party please you will be paid well ermmm in ............................. drink.

And people laugh at sis and me when we do silly thing .

i will play who ever is free thisevening then if thats ok

i can play some of mine the now if any ones about

We love you uincle gringo xxxxxxxxxxx

He hehehehehehehehehe thats well funny cuz :021: :015: :015: :015:

Infact i hope the next seagull that shits on yer car has the runs lol for have 3 feckin cars when i dont even have 1 .

I am with me sis on this one i am never ever ever ever eating a ma arse bar again.

What old man sis ???

Wow my dad is a book of knowlage.

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Ewwwwwwwwwwww jaffa cakes are minging i just hate em now i will eat dime cake anyday yummage

ariesSaturday 29th April 2006 Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else... I cried myself to sleep. MAN'S DIARY: Saturday 29th April 2006. Rooney's probably out of the World Cup, there go our chances then, Gutted! Got a shag though.

> >Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... >> > >> > a) Innovative >> > b) Preliminary >> > c) Proliferation >> > d) Cinnamon >> > >> > Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... >> > >> > a) Specificity >> > b) British Constitution >> > c) Passive-aggressive disorder >> > d) Transubstantiate >> > >> > Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're >>drunk... >> > >> > a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. >> > b) Nope, no more booze for me. >> > c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. >> > d) No kebab for me, thank you. >> > e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? >> > f) I'm not interested in fighting you. >> > g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. >> > h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no >> > co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. >> > i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. >> > j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

SIS YOU ARE A PRIZE NUTTER !!!!

mmmmmm sis is no ones prize !!

not me i fell outta the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down

Oi sis thats not funny you know we cant help our problem we taake after dad to much and ermmm our alcohol consumption dont help us much ethier so genrally we are pretty much fecked !!!

Right cuz what were ya doing vomiting what a fecking waste of drink young uns these days !!!!

OMG WHAT A FECKING EMBARRASSING PIC JNR HEAVENS EVEN IM NO THAT SILLY TO END UP GETTING A PIC DONE LIKE THAT !!!

happy birthday cuz jnr xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhope ya have a good one and dont drink to much xxxxxxxxx

Right wants to take me on next ??? send me a pm

right ross yer *** is history just got booted of aohellllllll sorry

Can i play a friendly with some one pleaseeeeeeeeeeee ???? im getting really good

erm ive got one caleyd