CaleyJulz

A boy and his Grandad are trying to feed a piece of rope through a hole, but it keeps flopping and falling out.Suddenly, the boy gets an idea and says " I bet you a fiver I can put that rope in the hole" The old man replies " Bet you £5 you cant. Its far to limp" The boy runs into the house and returns with some hairspray. He sprays the rope until its stiff and slots it in the hole. The grandad gives the lad £5, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, he comes out and hands the lad another fiver. " But you gave the £5 " the boy says. " I know " his grandadfather replies. " Thats from Grandama "

Yeah mad unkie Yomps you tell him off my sis and i woulnd never have been seen drinking in a pub underage we are little :angel2: we are ask any one !!!

RIGHT LAURA AND I ARE GONNA DO THIS WALK OK WE WILL SHOCK YAS ALL WHEN WE CROSS OVER THE FINISHING LINE I WILL BE HAPPY TO GET ME FIVER BACK AND GET A DRINK IN A PUB WITH IT !!

MON CALEYYYYYY

OI DONT BLAME MY SIS WHY IS IT HER FAULT COME ON TELL ME ??

AS I SAID I WAS THE PERFECT :angel2: COMPARED TO ME SISTERS AND BROTHERS :twisted:

hEHEHEHE I WAS THE PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL AT SCHOOL :angel2: WAS THE TEACHERS PET !!!! :twisted:

A husband just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be the Man of Your House." He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!" "You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want.""After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."

!!!!Well where do i start 1st i would be really nice to me mum dad and sisters ohhh and me wee niece then i would give some to ict then go shopping and book a holiday ohhh and i would have to buy jaks and bakoo and Lauraness and i would have free drinks all the time ohhh and i might let you guys have free drinks to ermmm then i would just be a lady of lesuire ohhh i wonder if my friend would marry me if i wan the lotto

That cool just wondered how many were gonna be there!!

Uncle gringo how many are in yer regiment for the walk ???

Hey is my family still alive you are all very quiet these days or are ya all just sitting in a drunken stupor!!!

OK THEN IF ITS NOISE YA WANT ITS NOISE YA GET !!

Now i feel safe now uncle gringo i will getting me mp3 player already etc this week i cannae wait

Right this aint funny anymore lol im doing this walk outta the goodness of me heart and the thought of being ambushed is scaring me :D so i warn my now my mouth will go into overdrive if anybody tries to scare me lol and oh the the fun will start with the singing so please be nice to me for yer own sanitiy !!!

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OI WHO IS THAT AIMED AT

ive got a song for the march for Laura nd i who wants to hear it ??????

ive got a song for the march for Laura nd i who wants to hear it ??????

Sis and i were supporting the WHOLE team we had a very good day out why do people take things outta context ??

ohhhhh and ive just thought of the best song fo us by the killers goes like this i got sole but im not a soldierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Lt Gringo this little privite will be bright eyed and bushy tailed and ready to report for duty at tcs for 8am i have even turned down a night on the town.

Mum i am always good always home ealry it thoses sisters ans brothers ya gotta watch !!

EWWWWWWWWW UNCLE GRINGO THATS JUST SO MINGING BUT FUNNY !!

Its lovely in Ardersier today i was out in the park with me kids and just had to have a shot on the swings etc it was great fun .