CaleyJulz

mon the lot of yas me mad uncles and cousins and got to mention egg loves yas all !!

Happy birthday xxxxx

Personally i think Laura and i are perfect little angels we are pure and well behaved females !!!

Charlie enjoyed it just as much as we did !!!

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MON UNCLE YOMPA

Sis they are very funny but fecking painful memories. !!!

Grans foot fizz is just the best in fact its amazing stuff when she put it on me fet i thought feck this is better than anything Well maybe not everything !!!

It was a pleasure Laura anytime yes you were right we did have to hobble lol .

Ermmm mine was fine lol me wee stilettos lol only joking i had good boots on and then changed into me trainers but at the 20mile point i had had enough i was also had to much of the sun as it was hot

Hey im deffo going got me tickets am going with me trolls and me mum .

It was a great day even with me walking wounds i had a fab day out and really enjoyed meself blisters..... sunburn and all.

Hey sis today me blister ache like feck me muscles aint to bad can live with that but me sunbrun is fecking agony im like a wee tomato !! we did do great tho sis

Hello walk update Laura and Julie mananged an amazing 20 miles sis i am well proud of ya xxx we had a right laugh on the walk well until the pain hit us bad but we did great .

LMAO THATS WELL FUNNY

A boy and his Grandad are trying to feed a piece of rope through a hole, but it keeps flopping and falling out.Suddenly, the boy gets an idea and says " I bet you a fiver I can put that rope in the hole" The old man replies " Bet you £5 you cant. Its far to limp" The boy runs into the house and returns with some hairspray. He sprays the rope until its stiff and slots it in the hole. The grandad gives the lad £5, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, he comes out and hands the lad another fiver. " But you gave the £5 " the boy says. " I know " his grandadfather replies. " Thats from Grandama "

Yeah mad unkie Yomps you tell him off my sis and i woulnd never have been seen drinking in a pub underage we are little :angel2: we are ask any one !!!

RIGHT LAURA AND I ARE GONNA DO THIS WALK OK WE WILL SHOCK YAS ALL WHEN WE CROSS OVER THE FINISHING LINE I WILL BE HAPPY TO GET ME FIVER BACK AND GET A DRINK IN A PUB WITH IT !!

MON CALEYYYYYY

OI DONT BLAME MY SIS WHY IS IT HER FAULT COME ON TELL ME ??

AS I SAID I WAS THE PERFECT :angel2: COMPARED TO ME SISTERS AND BROTHERS :twisted:

hEHEHEHE I WAS THE PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL AT SCHOOL :angel2: WAS THE TEACHERS PET !!!! :twisted:

A husband just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be the Man of Your House." He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!" "You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want.""After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."

!!!!Well where do i start 1st i would be really nice to me mum dad and sisters ohhh and me wee niece then i would give some to ict then go shopping and book a holiday ohhh and i would have to buy jaks and bakoo and Lauraness and i would have free drinks all the time ohhh and i might let you guys have free drinks to ermmm then i would just be a lady of lesuire ohhh i wonder if my friend would marry me if i wan the lotto

That cool just wondered how many were gonna be there!!

Uncle gringo how many are in yer regiment for the walk ???