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  1. Well done Hope you guys get a decent venue for the final, would be well chuffed if I.C.T win this. All the best
  2. Seen all the guys outside the Main stand @ St Mirren Park, spoke to Yompa as the guys walked round the pitch before the game. Good luck for the remainder of your journey & well done so far
  3. Hoof Hearted

    Good Luck

    Just as I was going to add my best wishes for next year. I'm going to miss my trips up to Inverness next season. Anyway all the best, hope your stay in the SFL is a short one
  4. IHE, Depends on how you travel. Busses will place you near the Alamo but if you go by train the last post (wetherspoons) is just outside the train station. Have a crap day :tic01:
  5. def an all ticket game CD i'm afraid... OK here's how it works SMFC send say 500 tix to be sold by ICT through their ticket office, if/when they sell out we send some more, if/when they sell out we send more..... If for some bizarre reason you wake up on the morning of the game and decide to go you can still buy a ticket at the ground but it will be normal prices that apply. For the record, all games at St Mirren park this year have been all ticket by request of the local polis.
  6. Been a wee while, but you can buy find all the info below :022: http://www.saintmirren.net/content/members...=1&row=4011
  7. Probably enough room there for war and peace :015:
  8. I normally manage 2 & a quick ciggie :015: was gonnae say fag :016:
  9. And another irritating game http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coast/...copter_game.htm
  10. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mens Rules This is how things should be!!!! We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side: 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 5. Crying is blackmail. 6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 10.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. 14. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 15. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 16. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 17. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is. 18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 20 If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 22. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars. 23. You have enough clothes. 24.. You have too many shoes. 25. I am in shape. Round is a shape. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education!!
  11. Jade Goody has been attacked at home by an intruder with a large knife. Police have arrested Shilpa's mother......Ma Shetty. :001:
  12. How To Shower Like A Woman Take off clothes and place them in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse conditioner off hair. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How to Shower Like A Man Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohican Wee in big circles and watch it go down the plughole. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. Admire willy size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING ' CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!
  13. Robson scored a peach against us again today :009: He was the difference between the two teams.
  14. Really only 4010 at Tannadice last night :015:
  15. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...een/6259261.stm
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