IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

9 loanees from Fort William ?

Is Coll 100% fit or still "recovering". Or were Mckay and Tremarco both told to be more defensive. Have to agree with comment about Chalmers but Welsh is the answer with Carson alongside. I would prefer to see Keatings in a more "Dargoesque" role.

How nice to see Milroy in BLUE

Mine is still in Bucharest ? Shine on Mikey Diamond ?

Such as Scarletylo Pimplechuk ?

Well this is early season and we appear to be only just bonding into a new unit. Our defence today looked like they had never played together before and we know that they are far better than that. Walsh and Doran have not clicked. I like the look of Carson and he and Welsh could be a very effective central midfield. Todorov could be a really good signing but may suffer if kept as a back-up for White. We have a bunch of youngsters just waiting for a chance. Are we fit enuff - No - and why not ? Are we stuck tactically ? - Yes - and Robbo has to change the system - I can again see us winning far more away from home and losing vital points at home.

Jeez - What vodka are you drinking ?

Oh dear - Shockingly bad display - I was looking forward to my first Smileymometer of the season so here it is: KEATINGS (1st half) - ??? TODOOV (12 mins) - ?? My thanks to Smirnoff for its ongoing support.

Our final delivery / cross has been from 30 to 40 yards out. Todorov has won nearly everything in the air and looks mobile.

With just over 12 minutes to go ? Smash and Grab ?

Gratifying that the standards of refereeing have not changed. I feel so sorry for the 134 souls who have been so let down - so far. Shurely we have to ring the changes ?

Were Coll Donaldson and Tremarco on the pisss last night ?

Would like to see Curry and Todorov.

Carson for Trafford - Well it cant make things worse. Although the Walsh free kick continues the grief !!

That was BAD. Only positive is Keatings. Needs changes in every sense - personnel, system and attitude.

I am close to sleeping and it aint the voddie.

Oh dear Mark Ridgers. Please let that be a wake up call. And it almost was but Keatings is playing too deep.

Lets hope that this statement rebounds on me (except the result) but this has 0-0 written all over it ?

Lobbing balls up to White is simply stooped. Lets go wide.

Trafford in for Carson ?

GAME ON LETS CONSUME SOME ALCOHOL FOR THE CALEY THISTLE BOYS

Voddie and Irn Bru ?

Interesting posts from David Dowling on Facebook: "The first day of the new season is always something to look forward to. Fab start for Brora Rangers beating Caley Thistle Colts 6-0 to go top of the league after day one. Lots of very tough challenges ahead but great to start with a win."

Front Row in my man cave in Chorley suits me fine. Vodka chilling in preparation. One game at a time, one double voddie at a time. ?