IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Drinking Smirnoff at home may help.

Ok - but what songs is he likely to sing on the bus ?

I suspect that there will be more to emerge here cos this is the heavy heavy monster sound, The nutsiest sound around. So if you've come in off the street and you're beginning to feel the heat - Well listen to Buster

Gregor what is his inner leg size compared to other strikers ?

I am trying to figure out whether Friday or Monday night is better to get bladdered watching footie on the box.

Think spondoolicks ?

The clue could be in the surname.

"After two years, this deal is now ready to complete" - Now that as we all know can take some time. It would be expected that Allan has left in the knowledge that everything is in position. The time to cast doubts and a load of flak is if it goes of the radar or doesn't happen.

Some may have interpreted the quote as ""After five months of not being able to put one foot in front of the other, I knew there was definitely something wrong."  Only Feckin Joking

But one night during pre-season, I woke up and just couldn't move my legs. I started to panic a bit and ended up having to go to hospital. They couldn't diagnose what it was. "After five days of not being able to put one foot in front of the other, I knew there was definitely something wrong." 'It could have been fatal' White explains doctors eventually told him that it was a blood infection in his leg that had turned his world upside down. "It was really quite serious and had it gone on any longer it could've been fatal," he told BBC Scotland. "The doctors emphasised to my family how serious it was and for them it was really hard, but if it wasn't for them I don't know if I would've got through it. "I felt crippled. I couldn't physically move or do anything that my body was telling me to do, and when I finally did get to walk, it was a struggle. "I was put on antibiotics and I thought I would maybe only be out for a month or two, but there was poison that formed around the infection which meant they had to operate on me and that delayed my comeback by about three or four months."

Thank you Hugh. I suspect this may submerge now.

Looks like his goal has been reached ?

As Roy Hodgson once said to me "Johndo, Always look on the bright side of life".

SUPERCALEYGOBALLISTICCOUNTYAREATROCIOUS

BUT IF IT WAS THE FRIDAY NIGHT IT WOULD BE FEBRUARY 8TH

4-0 - White to score.

4-0 so I bestow the post of Apprentice Seer to Alan Simpson.

FOR SALE £5000 OR NEAR OFFER

FOR SALE - 10 PENCE OR NEAR OFFER

I could fair sniff that pitch.

Bigger club / Bigger wage ? Needs its walls guarding more than Sneck ?

Therapy at its feckin best ?

And don't forget the added nuisance of an untreated aquifer in freezing conditions.

Mackay, McDonald and McAuley - A look into the glorious future ?

If it was older he would be asking fer a Caley or Caledonian FC programme