IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

OK - Lets strike Proctor off the list - anything else

East Kilbride WHO ? Established in 2010, 'Kilby' are the town's newest football club. East Kilbride compete in the Scottish Lowland League and play their home matches at K-Park within Calderglen Country Park. Is this the return of the "Proc" ? They appear to be on a bit of a winning streak ? To save Robbo organizing a Leeds United style "reccy" what is the inside knowledge ?

Only question to be asked is can we afford Stefan Scougall ?

Well he did win us the Scottish Cup.

What feckin positives ??

4-0

Who agrees ?!!!!

Many thanks to Jordan White (goalscorer), Joe Chalmers (MOM) - WE ARE GOING UP ?

Were going to draw 1-1.

But which week / game ?

? Half Time ?

Have to wait for the financial statement then ?

Rumours are that St Jones Town are offering Stefan Scougall and Callum Henry for Polly ?

If we chucked out Robbo we would be paying out more gardening fees than Alan feckin Titchmarch

Why don't we sell him to Dumbfarmlife ?

Got exclusive phottie of Graham at training

Aye Robbo well lauded young Angus Beith, Born a Jam Tart with no allegiance to Leith But injuries and infections to his poor wee thigh Has made many a CTO poster pull their hair out and sigh But his three year contract is far from done So we are bound to see him by 2021

No spondoolicks - No striker. Lets face it this season is more about balancing the books and Championship survival.

I would love to but I would lose my license. But I can see a big lump of male sugar in the bottom of ma t-cup ??

As the resident Seer I would strongly advise everybody to see what the end of this season brings first !!

Rather sheepish reply ?

As Ron de Legge once said to me "Johndo, 99 percent of all statistics only tell 49 percent of the story" - and then Benjamin Disraeli added "There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics". May as well throw my tuppence in. We have no stand out player - We have no leader/motivator. We are at our best when we have a solid enuff back four but we also need two dogged central midfielders who look for the simple pass. Then pace and width on either side. I have always favoured 2 up front BUT are Oakley and White simply both not pacy enuff and are like two peas in a pod ? To me we need a "penalty box" striker and a target man - neither easy to procure. The answer could be McGregor and MacKay.

And the rest of my spondoolicks were on Putridheid.

Just started quaffing the "Mercer" and now I have been given a feckin "Double Dobbie". Need one fer the road now.