IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

My uncle was a ghillie and I often went with him showing tourists around fishing and deer stalking.

Wold you have lived in a hoose like this ?

I actually spent a great night in here

My old man told me about this but I never believed him - Caley v a Celtic/Rangers combination - 1959

Feck me - were you sitting in direct sunlight ? ?

You are being far too nice Mary. Are you not feeling smug mun this morning ? By the way BBC website says that Falkirk had 6 shots and 1 on target. Felt like 66 !! Another fine away day with fine company and fine craic.

BBC Website says that Falkirk had 6 shots and only 1 on target. It felt more like 66 feckin shots. Or perhaps that is what I drank on the way home ?

And the "Man / Boy of the Day" goes to the 18 year old barman in Sportsters.

Didn't bring the picture up just becos I liked it but what a chant yesterday and first time in my life that I have joined in to a Jaggie orientated chant - Pointing at the Bairns fans and singing "When the Jags went up to lift the Scottish Cup YOU were there"

Well I don't think that I could actually go better than RIG's summary but I will add my own wee Smileymometer: IDGERS  Never actually looked troubled, went for most crosses and evidently promotes confidence in front of him. ROONEY ? Wow does this lad have potential but he is a Jekyll and feckin Hyde. 80% positive but he has the same reaction at times as my grandson has to a feckin Slush Puppie. McKAY ? Protected more by Donaldson. Did nothing wrong but still worries me. DONALDSON ? MOM TREMARCO "You will never get past Tremarco" - enuff said. POLWORTH ? Totally wasted IMHO playing wide. Lets give him the playmaker role. CHALMERS ? Welsh is the better option but he always competes. TRAFFORD ? Works hard but suspect that he may make way for Welsh and Doran. WALSH Looks class. Hope that he shows that more at home games. AUSTIN ? Should have finished it at 2-0. Not at his best but has potential.  OAKLEY ? Worked and worked and played for the shirt - RESPECT

Kant and Pumbaa ?

Well we rode our luck today. Funnily enuff it could have been 3-0 in the end. Disappointing performance but will take the three points. It was a 4-4-2 formation. Will post a report later but Donaldson was superb, Ridgers was solid and Oakley was also impressive up front. The swirling wind may have had an effect but the second half was backs to the wall and far too much hoofing. Gawd do we need a midfield general. Reckon we would have murdered them if Vigurs was playing. Three points and a clean sheet will do nicely. Wonder how many attempts on goal by Falkirk went off target ?

What is the circumference of the Bouncy Castle ?

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This is where we could actually end up BUT lets hope that we get a few points under the belt tomorrow first - What watering hole ?

Fecks sake Mary - Bouncy castles, food outlets, car parking and clean, accessible toilets are more important than an entertaining team and Championship points.

And I actually loved this kit - I was on schoolboy forms at the time

Some of us so called old gits weren't born then !!

Never mind that what feckin number is he ?

See you on there then - Bouncy, Bouncy ?

Boring **** - Not slow to give your opinions off the pitch so feckin beef up mun ?

Butt is he fit enuff. Should we chuck him in head first ? Robbo usually does not do reactive changes unfortunately. I suspect that there will be few changes. Perhaps the only one to miss out will be Trafford.